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nofakenews

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Google is god now?
« on: November 13, 2008, 12:59:01 am »
http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/ I was going to mess around with the flu thing and I ended up on a wrong page and found the church of google wth?

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Re: Google is god now?
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2008, 01:15:01 am »
http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/     The closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God--- Wow what high opinions of themselves!

 
We at the Church of Google believe the search engine Google is the closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). We believe there is much more evidence in favor of Google's divinity than there is for the divinity of other more traditional gods.

We reject supernatural gods on the notion they are not scientifically provable. Thus, Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of "God", as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities in a scientifically provable manner.

We have compiled a list of nine proofs which definitively prove Google is the closest thing to a "god" human beings have ever directly experienced.

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Re: Google is god now?
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2008, 01:21:19 am »
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Re: Google is god now?
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2008, 01:23:53 am »
It appears they have plans at google for some Miltary Borg Technology, everyones brains locked into the hive *google*
"Liquidate labor, liquidate stocks, liquidate the farmers, liquidate real estate … It will purge the rottenness out of the system..." - Andrew Mellon, Secretary of Treasury, 1929.

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Re: Google is god now?
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2018, 09:51:12 am »
GOOGLE PATENTS REVEAL PLAN FOR TOTAL BIG BROTHER HOME SURVEILLANCE

https://www.infowars.com/google-patents-reveal-plan-for-total-big-brother-home-surveillance/

Tucker: Big Tech is spying on you, addictive, has a patent
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lfN3xmJiDEc&feature=youtu.be



THE PUBLIC MUST REJECT THIS INSANITY!


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Re: Google is god now?
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2018, 11:00:09 pm »
The Church of Google...where ONLY the Heartless and Brain-dead come... ???
"When the Truth was murdered:
Common Sense ran away..."