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Offline JonTheSavage

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Re: Why we are screwed
« Reply #40 on: October 14, 2008, 10:55:28 pm »
Mental note: get more lube for the forthcoming f**king of humanity.

They sure as hell won't have to bail-out KY!!!! HAHAHA

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Re: Why we are screwed
« Reply #41 on: October 15, 2008, 01:14:10 am »
They sure as hell won't have to bail-out KY!!!! HAHAHA

You'll know where to put your money in the stock market...  The Military Industrial Complex and KY® Brand Personal Products Company, a division of McNeil-PPC, INC.
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Offline Nailer

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Re: Why we are screwed
« Reply #42 on: October 15, 2008, 05:07:55 am »
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The US Government today announced that it is changing
its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it
more accurately reflects the government's stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of
pricks, and gives you a sense of security while
you're actually being screwed.
I am a realist that is slightly conservative yet I have some republican demeanor that can turn democrat when I feel the urge to flip independant.
 
The truth shall set you free, if not a 45ACP round will do the trick.. HEHE

Offline netizen_x

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Re: Why we are screwed
« Reply #43 on: October 15, 2008, 07:39:20 am »
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The US Government today announced that it is changing
its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it
more accurately reflects the government's stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of
pricks, and gives you a sense of security while
you're actually being screwed.

Nailed it again.  ;D
"Since corrupt people unite amongst themselves to constitute a force, then honest people must do the same" ~ Leo Tolstoy

Offline Freeski

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Re: Why we are screwed
« Reply #44 on: October 15, 2008, 06:35:06 pm »
They sure as hell won't have to bail-out KY!!!! HAHAHA

Alas, the free market at work!
"He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it." Martin Luther King, Jr.

Offline Freeski

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Re: Why we are screwed
« Reply #45 on: October 15, 2008, 06:35:54 pm »
Nailed it again.  ;D

So that's why they call him or her Nailer!
"He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it." Martin Luther King, Jr.

Offline thrashbassist

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Re: Why we are screwed
« Reply #46 on: October 15, 2008, 06:37:15 pm »
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The US Government today announced that it is changing
its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it
more accurately reflects the government's stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of
pricks, and gives you a sense of security while
you're actually being screwed.

Oh man, I'm writing that one down!
Non Serviam

Offline Freeski

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Re: Why we are screwed
« Reply #47 on: October 15, 2008, 06:39:27 pm »
Oh man, I'm writing that one down!

Why write when you can copy and paste?
"He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it." Martin Luther King, Jr.

Offline thrashbassist

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Re: Why we are screwed
« Reply #48 on: October 15, 2008, 06:41:33 pm »
Why write when you can copy and paste?

Because if I use permanent marker they won't be able to wash it off the bathroom stall in Denny's.
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Offline Freeski

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Re: Why we are screwed
« Reply #49 on: October 15, 2008, 06:53:54 pm »
Because if I use permanent marker they won't be able to wash it off the bathroom stall in Denny's.

My God, you're always thinking one step ahead!
"He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it." Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Re: Why we are screwed
« Reply #50 on: October 15, 2008, 07:32:54 pm »
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The US Government today announced that it is changing
its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it
more accurately reflects the government's stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of
pricks, and gives you a sense of security while
you're actually being screwed.

Nailer :). Love that I just posted it as a note in facebook to spread around;). Thanks, hope you do not mind that x
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Re: Why we are screwed
« Reply #51 on: October 16, 2008, 08:22:20 pm »