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« on: December 27, 2008, 04:23:23 PM »

YOU HAVE WATCHED THE TV SO LONG: YOU ARE A BOOB FROM THE TUBE!

STAND UP WHEN YOU SPEAK! SITTING ONLY PRESURES YOUR THOUGHTS!

YOU HAVE THE IQ OF A # 2 PENCIL!...THAT WAS NEVER SHARPENED.

IF ALIENS ARE NOT REAL...HOW DID WE GET WASHINGTON?


PROPOGANDA? CAN WE SAY:'CONGRESS?'

THOSE WHO HUG A TREE: COULD BE CALLED: 'SAPS'

IF A DOCTOR SAYS TO BE PATIENT BECAUSE HE IS IN PRACTICE...WOULD YOU TRUST HIM?

IF TIME STOOD STILL! WHERE WOULD YOU STAND?

IF YOU ARE THE LAST MAN STANDING IN WAR? WHAT GOOD WAS THE FIGHT..

IF I RING THE DOOR BELL TO YOUR MIND? WOULD I FIND ANYONE HOME?[/
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( ADD SOME OF YOUR OWN... Grin )

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« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2008, 05:35:44 PM »

Your failure to be informed does not make me a whacko.
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"He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it." Martin Luther King, Jr.
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« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2008, 05:57:20 PM »

Your failure to be informed does not make me a whacko.

Yes!!  Cool
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Revolt Time


« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2008, 06:03:34 PM »

Hey Baby, Do you have any Conspiracy Theorist in you? ....


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sorry, I was thinking pick up lines when I clicked on the thread  Wink
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Ietsism (Dutch “ietsisme” - "Somethingism")


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« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2008, 06:03:41 PM »

knowing you did not want turkey you should have said cuz GMO fear, dont worry i cleaned the lead out..
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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2008, 01:43:24 PM »

Hey Baby, Do you have any Conspiracy Theorist in you? ....


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sorry, I was thinking pick up lines when I clicked on the thread  Wink
1st is a pic-up line from a drunk:
',,,if i was a ladder...would you climb on me?'

2nd pic-up line is a man about town:
',,,your eyes are a river that ran across the room to the port of my curiousty!'
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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2009, 10:56:58 AM »

I never understood the saying, "It's always in the last place you look."  Well, if I found it, then why would I keep looking?

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« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2009, 11:31:15 AM »

One of my faves:

"Conspiracy theories only exist for those who keep their head in the sand"
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http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=68759.msg366704;topicseen#msg366704
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« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2009, 11:35:29 AM »

 Undecided ...you remind me of a washing machine... Undecided
 Tongue...as you spin everything and you agitate me... Roll Eyes
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« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2009, 11:48:49 AM »

...i'm a good for nothin'...

but that's somthin'...

...which is ...good for nothin' 
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Know Thyself


« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2009, 08:21:27 AM »

porgy & bess

"I got plenty of notin an notin is plenty for me"  Cool

 Cheesy Cheesy Ronald REAGAN Quotes

"Let me say somtin before I start talkin"

"They say you don't die from hard work, but why take the risk?"

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« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2009, 10:18:44 PM »

90% of people talk...is people talking about other people.


 I come before you, and stand behind you, and tell you something I know nothing about....
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WAKE UP PEOPLE!!


« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2009, 12:36:39 AM »

just because you do see them,does not mean that they are not there.
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« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2009, 01:05:03 PM »

Man says "i think and therefore i am"
God says" I Am and therefore you are"
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« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2009, 02:45:32 PM »

...those who Ring their own bell..could be called...the ding dong... Roll Eyes
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