THE END IS COMING...AND SO ARE WE
(July 1st to July 5th, 2009)
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If you are an ordained SubGenius Minister, dedicated and open-minded science fiction fan, free speech activist, /b/tard, skeptic, or free thinker, then you will truly appreciate the divine wisdom of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, who said, "[CENSORED] 'em if they can't take a joke!"
(If you're NOT one of those, you'll still enjoy looking at a bunch of nekkid pictures.)
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"f**k gas prices, f**k the distance, f**k the Ohio Hiway Patrol Swine, f**k WORK, f**k the ignorant assholes, f**k the turnpike, f**k the truckers, f**k the construction zones, f**k the sunday drivers, f**k the tourists, f**k the tourist traps, but above all f**k THE 500 MILES BETWEEN ME AND BRUSHWOOD! Stang just got another 30 bucks outta me, no weaseling out now…" – Rev. Leo the Committed, June 3, 2008
THE TIME AND PLACE
Brushwood Folklore Center, Sherman, New York. Sherman is in upstate New York, west of Buffalo and Rochester, about half an hour's drive from Erie, Pennsylvania. (Possibly as far away from Conspiracy-dominated CIVILIZATION as you can get these days!) It's a clothing-optional festival ground that hosts Pagan, Wiccan, Naturist, and SubGenius events from early spring through late fall. 180 acres of wooded campground, where you are free to do ANYTHING YOU WANT (as long as you DON'T infringe on the rights of your fellow campers).
If you're driving, you can get exact directions to Sherman from the Mapquest Web site.
Simply enter in YOUR Zip Code as the starting point. The address for Brushwood is: 8881 Bailey Hill Road, Sherman, NY 14781.
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Brushwood Folklore Center
(The Mecca of X-Day - the Chosen Landing Site for the Xists!)
[HOW TO GET TO BRUSHWOOD FOLKLORE CENTER in SHERMAN, NEW YORK ]
NOT SURE HOW TO GET THERE? Take a look at the X-Day message board to arrange transportation of all sorts. How you get there – and what sort of PAYMENT is taken in exchange – is up to YOU.
CLICK HERE TO READ SOME VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT CAMPING AT BRUSHWOOD!
The "official" time of X-Day XII is Wednesday, July 1 to Sunday, July 5, 2009. ("…although the party will actually be on the Saucers themselves after July 5 at 7 am!" – Rev. Ivan Stang) Expect to spend three to five days (two to four nights) camping out: the site is an outdoor campground, and you have to provide your own camping gear. (You can sleep in your vehicle if you want.) The campground has running water and toilets, hot showers, a heated swimming pool, an outdoor cafe serving inexpensive cooked food, a bar, and the Hot Tub. The main pavilion has a stage and electricity for bands and performers to set up their instruments and gear.
BE WARNED: IT GETS COLD AT NIGHT. The temperature can reach the 90s during the day – but it can drop into the 40s at night! The dew is very thick and your shoes and socks will get WET. Bring cool summer clothes for the day and at least one set of WARM clothes for night. (Sweatshirts, sweat pants under your clothes, and heavy jackets will work fine.) You won't regret it.
Another important tip: DON'T LEAVE ON SUNDAY! First of all, the RUPTURE ITSELF will take place on Sunday morning (July 5th) at 7:00 AM. But just as important is the fact that you will need to get extra SLEEP after partying all weekend. Those who have attended previous X-Day celebrations will agree that taking an extra day and going home later than Sunday will improve your chances of making it home ALIVE by about one thousand percent.
There is a registration fee of $60 per person for the entire five days (only $30 if you're an ordained SubGenius minister) plus a $10 per night camping fee (payable to the campsite, not us), but there are no other costs (unless you want to buy things).
You can pre-register for X-Day at the official SubGenius Web site. This way, you won't have to worry about having the extra cash just to register…you can spend it on "Bob" instead!
* Purchase your official SubGenius Ordainment ($30 USA): 
* Pre-register for X-Day XII ($30 USA): 
(You still have to pay the $10-per-night camping fee directly to Brushwood.)
You can also bring your own stuff to sell.
[The average attendance of the previous X-Day Drills has been between 150 to 200 people. Keep this in mind if you plan on selling items. There are only THREE limits on what is allowed for sale at Brushwood: 1) It must be LEGAL in the state of New York. (No fireworks or firearms.) 2) Selling FOOD is not allowed due to health codes and laws; only Brushwood can sell food. 3) Only The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. is allowed to sell licensed SubGenius merchandise. Unofficial Dobbshead material sold without permission is forbidden..however, it is quite easy to obtain permission to use the Graven Image of "Bob." Contact the SubGenius Foundation for more information about that.]
NYESS!! At great risk to her life and limb (not to mention her gorgeous body), Irreverend Friday Jones has successfully procured the OFFICIAL BRUSHWOOD MAP OF X-Day! Click this image for the suitable-for-printing official Battlefield Map of Brushwood:http://www.modemac.com/x-day/thumbmap.gif
Click here for the larger, printable version of the Brushwood map.
Also: Brushwood Folklore Center on Google Mapsyeah its some sadomasichistic shit from what it looks like PLUS notice the warning they cant be outright pedophiles in the open.