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Offline turonkusu

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Find funny alternatives to goverment agencies acronyms
« on: October 05, 2008, 07:45:17 pm »
It seems like a good idea at the time like

FEMA = Find Every Mexican Avaliable
CIA = Can't Iven' Add
IRS = Inhereit Retardation Syndrome

Something liike that

Offline munkey

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Re: Find funny alternatives to goverment agencies acronyms
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2008, 07:49:02 pm »
It seems like a good idea at the time like

FEMA = Find Every Mexican Avaliable
CIA = Can't Iven' Add
IRS = Inhereit Retardation Syndrome

Something liike that
FEMA = Future Eradication Management Agenda
CIA = Crime In America
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Offline dsyd

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Re: Find funny alternatives to goverment agencies acronyms
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2008, 08:03:30 pm »
Can't remember where I first heard this one:
CIA = Cocaine Importing Agency

Offline Kregener

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Re: Find funny alternatives to goverment agencies acronyms
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2008, 08:13:19 pm »
FEMA = Freedom Ending Master Assholes

FBI = Fueled By Informants

BATFE = Brutal Assassins Trained For Extermination

CIA = Can't Interpret Anything

OSHA = Obtrusive Stormtroopers Having Assignments

EPA = Economy Pounding Agency

HUD = Huddled Under Democracy

GSE = Government Spending Engines

DARPA = Demonic Arraignment Raping People's Awareness
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Re: Find funny alternatives to goverment agencies acronyms
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2008, 08:17:09 pm »
CIA= Criminalizing Innocent Americans

IRS=Intrusive Revenue Snoopers

FBI=Forget Bail Idiot




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Re: Find funny alternatives to goverment agencies acronyms
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2008, 09:15:42 pm »
IRS= I rape suckers
FBI= f**ked beyond imagination
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