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« Reply #80 on: August 05, 2008, 04:47:37 AM »

we all need a good laugh now and then , life is not all gloom and doom...
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« Reply #81 on: August 05, 2008, 10:10:24 AM »

I think this belongs elsewhere. Selfishness is the problem
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« Reply #82 on: August 05, 2008, 10:12:24 AM »

I think this belongs elsewhere. Selfishness is the problem

Why is this thread here?
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« Reply #83 on: August 05, 2008, 10:25:05 AM »

this is off-topic.

if this thread was placed elsewhere it would have been moved here.

this thread was not titled "how to stop the NWO with good sex"...think about that....

as long as multiple threads are not created i have no problem with this, its in one thread, and its in the right/relevant board.
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« Reply #84 on: August 05, 2008, 02:05:40 PM »

Why is this thread here?

The day we lose our sense of humor is the day we lose our minds. You have to keep laughing because the alternative is to go stark raving mad.
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« Reply #85 on: August 05, 2008, 04:29:22 PM »

this is off-topic.

if this thread was placed elsewhere it would have been moved here.

this thread was not titled "how to stop the NWO with good sex"...think about that....

as long as multiple threads are not created i have no problem with this, its in one thread, and its in the right/relevant board.

China ready to destroy bedroom sex..

after the raid on Monday and a recent series of bus bombings outside Beijing,China's military just went to the highest level of alert in 30 years.

We are not expecting a war, but we are now fully activated for war. China source.


Chinese officials had transformed Beijing into a giant fortress. Surface-to-air missiles take aim at the sky above the Olympic stadiums here. Surveillance cameras mounted on light poles scan sidewalks. Police officers search thousands of cars and trucks entering the city.

Even civilians have been called on to strengthen the motherland: Tens of thousands of middle-age and elderly residents wearing red armbands, reminiscent of the zealous Red Guard youth from decades ago, patrol neighborhoods looking for even a slightly suspicious act or person.

But human-rights advocates accuse the Chinese government of using the pretext of terrorism to silence dissent and clamp down on ethnic-minority groups that chafe at rule by ethnic Han Chinese, who dominate the Communist Party leadership. Some security experts say many of the surveillance measures will probably stay in place after the Games, to bolster the reach of the authorities.

In Xinjiang, an extra layer of security screening has been added to 13 airports, according to Xinhua. Certain liquids, including alcohol, are banned from trains in Xinjiang, and a security inspector has been put on board each of the 4,000 buses in Urumqi, the region's capital.

Here in Beijing, the city is edging toward war footing. More than 34,000 military personnel and 74 airplanes, 47 helicopters and 33 navy ships have been deployed, said Col. Tian Yixiang, director of the military-affairs department in the Olympic security command center.

The Chinese government has also been installing tens of thousands of surveillance cameras on lamp poles and in Internet cafes and bars.

Western companies like IBM, General Electric, Honeywell and United Technologies have been shipping their latest computer tools to automatically analyze video images from thousands of cameras and alert computer operators to patterns that might indicate a threat.

The Security Industry Association, a Washington-based trade group for security companies around the world, said in a study last year that from 2001, when Beijing was awarded the Olympics, China has spent as much as $6.5 billion on security in the Beijing area alone. The bulk of the spending is for extensive video monitoring systems that will stay in place after the Games.

"The surveillance system deployed by China for the Olympics, which includes key pieces of Western technology, is the most comprehensive and sophisticated surveillance system ever," said James C. Mulvenon of the Center for Intelligence Research and Analysis in Washington, a private group that does classified work for the American government.

Mulvenon said the sales from foreign companies raised the risk that Western equipment would be used to spy on Chinese dissidents after the Olympics.

"Whereas the legacy of previous Olympics was sports stadiums," Mulvenon said, "the legacy of the Beijing Olympics will be a high-tech police state."

[link to seattletimes.nwsource.com]
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« Reply #86 on: August 05, 2008, 09:28:15 PM »

Nailer, are you just trying to be funny, or am i missing something here, what has the police state crackdown in China have to do with those oh so lovable bedroom foibles men and women can sometimes do in the boudoir?
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« Reply #87 on: August 06, 2008, 02:15:45 AM »

if the country's at Defcon 5 no one's having sex.
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« Reply #88 on: August 06, 2008, 05:19:23 AM »

if the country's at Defcon 5 no one's having sex.

or, everyone's having sex.


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« Reply #89 on: August 06, 2008, 06:01:21 AM »

or, everyone's having sex.




Defcon 1 is what I meant then.

Whichever's the maximum level.
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« Reply #90 on: August 06, 2008, 06:06:02 AM »


You ignore his testicles


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« Reply #91 on: August 06, 2008, 06:41:35 AM »

Woman replying here: anyway, yes, I can agree with that list simply because women don't want to speak up 'because it's wrong or inappropriate'.

Listen to your man and what pleases him, let him know what you like and I can guarantee that it'll improve things immensely.  BTW, many would need a list simply because they have learned or were taught that going for the kill is the goal, instead of appreciating what you can give and receive during the art of lovemaking.

Thanks for posting for all who may be too embarrassed or proud to reply.

God Bless!

I have the strangest thing about a women During the intimacy part.
Our bodies emanate energy and our energy interprets anger, happiness, or horny, or love Some times I have to force myself to emanate the passionate love energy while I caress her for some reason it makes all the difference. Whether I am for real or not her body can feel it and it gets her moist quickly.
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« Reply #92 on: August 06, 2008, 08:41:11 AM »

The  NWO can not win as we patriots of freedom will keep raising our children ( made in the bedroom)  to resist the propaganda being taught in schools and shown on TV.

here is a good one the ladies will enjoy..haha.

> Underwear Dust...
> >
> > One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to
> > his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes
> > in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
> >
> > His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply
> > couldn't let such a comment go un-rewarded. The next
> > morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his
> > drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to
> > himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them
> > out.
> >
> > 'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why
> > did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She
> > replied, 'it's not talcum powder......It's
> > Miracle Grow.



Subject: Woman's rules





WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.







WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to
purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television
set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."







UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.







MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and
dislikes."
He addressed the man,
"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's
Pillsbury, isn't it?





CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of
string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for
your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)





WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."







WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything
to men..
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"





CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !







WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that
the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the
top of several pages, that it indeed says ......... "HEBREWS"







The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake
him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a
piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he
had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife
hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.







God may have created man before woman, but there is always a  rough draft
before the masterpiece



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« Reply #93 on: August 06, 2008, 10:17:45 AM »

Hahah, funny stuff. Thanks for posting that, Nailer.
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« Reply #94 on: August 06, 2008, 03:22:53 PM »


Defcon 1 is what I meant then.

Whichever's the maximum level.

That's what I meant, too...Go out with a smile.


Great jokes, Nailer, I have a friend who is going to love those. 

Thanks for posting.
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