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http://www.thefairandbalancednews.com/ Good evening, ladies and gentleman, fellow citizens, and thank you for your time. Thank your for the opportunity to present the State of My Union. I know several important topics are on the minds of my fellow Americans today, and I will give you my views on those topics as they relate to my Union's current situation. Perhaps the number one topic today is the economy, equal to or followed closely by the war in Iraq. We'll address the economy first. Let's see. I was employed in an IT job for 7 years from 2000 to 2006 until my entire department was outsourced. Falling back on my construction knowledge, I went through two jobs until I was laid off last October. Since then, I have applied at 40+ companies in the area and have had 2 interviews. I am collecting unemployment, living check to check. My wife still has her job, thank goodness, but the lengthy commute results in higher cost as gas prices rise. Rising food prices are also a factor as we try to feed a family of four. As far as I can tell, the outlook on the employment and economy don't look so good. Sorry I don't have better news, but I don't see our corrupt and thieving government turning things around. The war in Iraq rolls on, a dismal failure by any measure. It began with lies, continues only to profit business and continues to kill our finest. With no exit strategy, looks like nothing will change anytime soon and I don't see any of the leading candidates getting us out any time soon either. I know many Americans are concerned with medical care. Here's how it works in my Union. Just before Christmas, I was hospitilized with an out-of-the-blue heart problem. I had been totally healthy prior to this. I spent 5 days in the hospital- the bill was $26,000. I'm not employed and have no insurance. Thank goodness the hospital wrote off 90% as charity. After getting the bills from the doctors and others who don't do charity, my bills total about $5000.00. And of course since I have no insurance, I pay full retail- much more than an insurance company would pay for the same services. Since I have no savings, I have no idea how I'll pay. If I was the government, I wouldn't have to worry- just fire up the printing press and print some cash, but for us mere mortals, that's not an option. The hospital says I need to see a cardiologist ASAP, but with no insurance, I'm not sure I can afford it or will be accepted as a patient. Maybe I'll try the VA. This is an election year and this Union doesn't see much change on the horizon. You can bet the new President will put Israel and special interests before the benefit of the American people. Whoever the new President is, they have already been selected by the powers that be and will be put into office via vote fraud. After going through the meaningless ritual of voting, we'll just be the last to know who the chosen one is. Well, that pretty much sums up the State of My Union. I wish I could predict a more optimistic future, but I don't see it happening. I've decided to hang in there the best I can, take care of my family, and take every opportunity to inform others about the multitude of ways this government has gone wrong.
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« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2008, 05:56:51 PM » |
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Here is the f**king state of the union: There is no union it was sold to european bankers The state of this rothschild/rockefeller subsidiary is code f**king red We need a serious Ron Paul triage unit ASAP I think the artistic genius David Dees puts it best:        |
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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2008, 05:58:09 PM » |
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« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2008, 06:03:45 PM » |
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Countdown MSNBC
Olberman (lib gatekeeper, we know) is spending a full hour showing how f**ked up the state of the union is and how much Bush will be lying about it in the BS speech tonight.
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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2008, 06:13:49 PM » |
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“Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.” - Arthur Conan Doyle
"The individual is handicapped by coming face-to-face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists." J. Edgar Hoover
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“Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.” - Arthur Conan Doyle
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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2008, 06:21:47 PM » |
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We should make a drinking game of this! Take a shot every time he lies. You might need a stomach pump. |
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“Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.” - Arthur Conan Doyle
"The individual is handicapped by coming face-to-face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists." J. Edgar Hoover
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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2008, 06:32:53 PM » |
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OMG, too funny. I Emailed a link to everyone I know. It isn't far from the truth either. Hydrogen powered doctors. LMAO |
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« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2008, 06:43:58 PM » |
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POLK CITY, Fla. — Republican Sen. John McCain is skipping President Bush's State of the Union address on Monday night even though Democrats Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton plan to attend. "We'll be campaigning here," Sen. McCain of Arizona said Sunday in Florida, where he is locked in a tight campaign for the Republican presidential nomination against former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney. Sens. Clinton of New York and Obama of Illinois are battling in the Democratic primary. For Democrats, the significance of Florida's vote is diminished because the national party stripped the state of all its delegates to the nominating convention for holding its primary too early in the year. While the GOP imposed a similar penalty, it is less harsh: the Republican winner will still get 57 delegates, half of Florida's total. |
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« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2008, 06:44:45 PM » |
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« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2008, 06:47:47 PM » |
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Since January 2001, when our then-new President Bush gave his first fake State of the Union address — it was actually a “budget message,” as he had only been in the White House a few hours and hadn’t yet screwed up the country forever — America has gathered together for one glorious evening each January for our most precious freedom. Yes, we are talking about binge drinking while George W. Bush mispronounces common words on the teevee. This evening, Bush Junior will give his “probably final State of the Union address,” according to the Washington Post. That means we’re “probably” having our last SOTU drink fest with our beloved leader before he escapes to exile in Paraguay. So let’s make it “probably” the best drinking game ever! Pre-Game CommentaryPick your channel, but make sure it’s a cable channel and not one of those lame old broadcast networks with their decorum and whatever. You need to see actual crazy people such as Chris Matthews or Lou Dobbs or Brit Hume jabbering about this dumb speech. If possible, watch all three cable channels at the same time — and go ahead and reserve the ambulance now, because calling 911 midway through the State of the Union is like trying to call Domino’s at half time on Super Bowl Sunday. Take a demure little sip whenever anyone:Says “legacy.” Brings up 9/11. Mentions the 2000 election. Mentions the Florida recount. Repeat when Bush himself mentions any of the above.Take a regular American-sized gulp if anyone mentions:Bush Sr. Katrina. Liberals. Global Warming. Repeat when Bush himself mentions any of the above.One shot of liquor when you hear the word(s):Subprime. Mark Foley. Dennis Hastert. Ted Kennedy. Earmarks. Drink one shot simultaneously from three different parts of your living room when somebody says:Lee Harvey Oswald. Distinguished Guests Take a solid hit off your drink when you see:Any noble public servants — teachers, nurses, etc. — who will spend the rest of their lives in underpaid obscurity. Do a body shot off the closest human or pet when you spot:Jenna and/or Barbara Bush Have gay sex with someone or some thing when the camera stops on:Lynne or Mary Cheney. Sullenly sip your Old Fashioned when:George H.W. Bush is shown all misty eyed in the audience, while Grandma Babs laughs at some poor black people. Distinguished Senators & Representatives Finish your current drink when the teevee lingers on:Any member of the Kennedy clan. Pull down your pants and hobble to the bathroom when you see:Larry Craig The State of the State of the Union Speech Okay, happy hour’s over and it’s time for our main event. You’ll want to assemble the drinking supplies close by the teevee, so you don’t miss a moment of this historic bullshit. Don’t be the kind of anti-American loser who needs to “find the salt” when things get ugly. Be prepared. If you aren’t ready to be American, we’re sure France would love to have you back. (Just kidding. They don’t want you, either.) It’s George’s last big speech! Prepare five (5) shot glasses per person, and fill each with 1.5 (one point five) ounces of liquor. (If you can’t handle real booze, make five little margaritas or something, and make sure to get your mom’s permission first!) It is okay to chill your liquor if that’s what you like to do. Behind this “surge line,” assemble a second “surrender line” of secondary beverages. If you like beer, just put the six pack right there where it can’t get lost. Winos will just need a bottle of wine, uncorked and ready, and maybe a wine glass. Hell, put out a bowl of rummed-up eggnog if that’s how you want to act. You can also put a jug of water on the floor under the table, by the gun, as long as nobody can see it. If you’re Christopher Hitchens, just put the scotch on the table where it always is, and drink as usual. Take a regular drink when Bush:Dorkily praises Nancy Pelosi. Lies about the economy. Lies about the housing market. Lies about health care. Lies about Iraq. Lies about “energy independence.” When he looks all proud of himself for successfully, if awkwardly, pronouncing a common three-syllable word:Drink one Shot. Should he jabber about going to Mars or whatever the hell space stuff that would maybe at best happen 15 or 20 years from now, when he’s buried in Paraguay:Two shots, chase with half a bottle of beer or three gulps of wine, run around the couch three times flapping your arms. He makes tragic examples out of various disaster victims brought here by extraordinary rendition, like the people who had their town destroyed by the Monster Tornado:Put a little liquor in your eye so you kind of start crying, then drink what’s left of the shot. Wow, did our president make a light-hearted yet poignant totally scripted thing about Jenna getting married and/or watching his little girls grow up in the White House, where they’ve never lived:Three shots, but kind of gag on that last one and spit it up on the couch. Order a pitcher of strawberry margaritas from your neighbors. He patriotically notes the patriotic example of Iraq veterans missing various body parts because they got blown up in Iraq for ever-changing bullshit reasons:One shot, one entire beer, throw the empties at the teevee your host. Oh, and who is that handsome bulbous white devil behind the president? Why, that’s Dick Cheney! When he does “that grin,” you must:Grab another person’s shot, drink it, spit it in their eyes, take their wallet, then have them arrested and tortured forever. ALTERNATE RULES: Just drink through the whole f**king thing and then pass out in the hall just outside your own bedroom. |
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« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2008, 06:53:40 PM » |
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Drink an entire handle when he endorses Ron Paul for President.
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“Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.” - Arthur Conan Doyle
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« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2008, 06:55:38 PM » |
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Two shots when Matthews calls for more gun control like he did after the debate
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« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2008, 06:57:35 PM » |
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Drink an entire handle when he endorses Ron Paul for President.
If he does that, I will drink his fricking bong water:  |
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« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2008, 06:58:41 PM » |
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Notice the fasces behind him while he speaks  Symbolic interpretation of the fasces suggests that the rods represent the authority to punish citizens whereas the axe represents the authority to execute them: an important concept in the concerns of a Roman ruler, whose authority over such matters carried greater consequences than typically in modern societies concerning capital punishment. For example Cicero, in his condemnation of Catiline and the others supposedly involved in the floridly exaggerated (or perhaps fabricated) "conspiracy", lost his chances of further consulship for his act of executing Roman citizens without trial. Thus the one wielding the "axe", ( meaning the power to execute) remained liable to the "rods" of his fellows. |
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« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2008, 07:00:39 PM » |
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Here comes condi:    OMFG - Chris Matthews says that this genocidal psychopath should be a VP candidate, WTF? |
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« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2008, 07:02:25 PM » |
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Theres the Son of the Devil
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« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2008, 07:02:56 PM » |
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Oh yeah, good old chertoff:   |
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« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2008, 07:03:12 PM » |
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Dont put it past Matthews to say something like that...
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« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2008, 07:04:45 PM » |
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This is just too disgusting. These people make me sick.
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“Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.” - Arthur Conan Doyle
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« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2008, 07:06:16 PM » |
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BARBARA AND JENNA!!! BARBARA AND JENNA SOZ I MEAN BODY SHOT SOMEONE
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« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2008, 07:06:39 PM » |
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« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2008, 07:08:48 PM » |
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« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2008, 07:08:57 PM » |
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barbara and jenna again body shot someone
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« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2008, 07:09:39 PM » |
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Did I just hear booing? BOOOOOOOOO, you suck bush. I hope he drops dead of a heart attack.
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« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2008, 07:09:49 PM » |
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WTF?
These people are all jerking each other off.
It is like some Roman elite orgy of ass kissing!
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« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2008, 07:11:08 PM » |
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Madame Speaker... ... ... ... ... ... huh?
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« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2008, 07:11:18 PM » |
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I wish a patriot would start coughing with phrases like "Bullshit"
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All eyes are opened, or opening, to the rights of man. The general spread of the light of science has already laid open to every view the palpable truth, that the mass of mankind has not been born with saddles on their backs, nor a favored few booted and spurred, ready to ride them legitimately
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« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2008, 07:11:40 PM » |
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Death to your New World Order you scumbag faggot trash Bush
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« Reply #30 on: January 28, 2008, 07:12:05 PM » |
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OMG he said "collective"
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« Reply #31 on: January 28, 2008, 07:13:17 PM » |
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« Reply #32 on: January 28, 2008, 07:13:27 PM » |
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« Reply #33 on: January 28, 2008, 07:13:52 PM » |
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« Reply #34 on: January 28, 2008, 07:14:06 PM » |
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Was it the scotch or did I see Bush plant a nice wet one on one of the male congressmen as he entered the hall?
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« Reply #35 on: January 28, 2008, 07:14:35 PM » |
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He joked about his little IRS trash hehehe Bush you are so funny
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« Reply #36 on: January 28, 2008, 07:15:45 PM » |
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John Kerry's not happy about vetoing tax raises...I saw him
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« Reply #37 on: January 28, 2008, 07:16:07 PM » |
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ROFL, man this guy is great....the IRS accepts checks and money orders for those who want to pay higher taxes. - President Bush. 3 min ago. wow.
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« Reply #38 on: January 28, 2008, 07:16:12 PM » |
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17 is the over/under on how many mins it takes for Dick to nod off.
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