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Sh*t My Dad Says - Wise words from a crusty old Doctor
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“We’re banned from the dog park. Well, I guess it’s okay to hump, and it’s okay to bark, but both at the same time freaks people out."
From the Sh*t My Dad Says Twitter feed.
Sh*t My Dad Says is a Twitter feed started by Justin Halpern, who, at the time, was a semi-employed comedy writer. It consists of quotes made by Halpern's father, Sam, regarding various subjects. Halpern started the account on August 3, 2009, soon after moving from Los Angeles back to his parents' house in San Diego. He intended it only as a storage site for his father's salty comments, but a friend posted a link to it. Comedian Rob Corddry then tweeted the link, and that really "jump-started it" according to Halpern. In less than a month, the page was mentioned by The Daily Show, a popular San Francisco blog called Laughing Squid, and actress Kristen Bell. As of April 18, 2012, the feed has 3.03 million followers.
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays/
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No. Politicians don’t wanna scare you, they wanna keep you stupid. Fear is just the smell when ignorance takes a shit."
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"I'm in Cincinnati at a waffle house that's across from 2 waffle houses. Everyone's fat. This city is f**king hall of fame of Diabetes."
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"Your favorite team doesn't give a fvck about you."
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