You ain't gonna believe this crap (well, after the past few weeks, maybe you will)...
So a Ron Paul supporter had a creative idea to pull a Larry Flynt style operation on Rick Perry whereby he took a full page ad in an Austin paper:
"Have you ever had sex with Rick Perry?"
A Texas Ron Paul supporter runs a newspaper ad seeking women who have slept with the presidential candidate
By Justin Elliott Thursday, Aug 18, 2011 07:01 ET
An Austin Ron Paul supporter has taken out a full-page ad in the local alt weekly newspaper seeking any "stripper ... escort ... or 'young hottie'" who has slept with Rick Perry, part of his single-minded jihad against the presidential candidate. Robert Morrow describes himself as a "self-employed investor and political activist" as well as a three-time delegate to the Texas state GOP convention. "Have you ever had sex with Rick Perry?" blares the ad, placed by Morrow in this week's Austin Chronicle. "Are you a stripper, an escort, or just a 'young hottie' impressed by an arrogant, entitled governor of Texas? Contact CASH, and we will help you publicize your direct dealings with a Christian-buzzwords-spouting, 'family values' hypocrite and fraud." To be clear, there is absolutely no evidence that Perry has had extramarital affairs. But Morrow has written a screed, currently circulating online, that denounces Perry both for his policies (it labels him a "crony capitalist" and a "Neocon") as well as his alleged dalliances. Morrow claims that he knows strippers in Austin who have stories about Perry, but none of them are willing to come forward to the press; hence, the need for an ad in the Chronicle. "I think it's only a matter of time until somebody credible comes forward," he told me.
At the bottom of the ad is a nod to the longtime (and equally unsubstantiated) rumors that Perry, who has pursued sundry anti-gay policies, is himself gay. "Note to gay people: If you know the truth about Rick, please QUIT covering for him," it reads. The Chronicle itself looked into the infidelity/gay rumors in 2004, calling them "extraordinary in their baroque detail and remarkable persistence." It found "no evidence of any truth to any of them, whatsoever." Just this past June, Politico reported that Perry's organization was "more than prepared" for a re-airing of the gay rumors. His spokesman said that Perry and his wife, Anita, "have been lovingly married since 1982 and are parents to two grown children." Morrow, meanwhile, has been leaving comments on blogs, writing his widely circulated anti-Perry essay, and, he says, fielding calls from multiple reporters. (He even says he spoke with a National Enquirer reporter who is being dispatched to Austin.) This isn't the first time Morrow has engaged in this sort of one-man attack campaign. Back in 2008, he paid for (and personally voiced) an anti-Hillary robocall in South Carolina that made the unsubstantiated claim that "Hillary knew about and helped cover up Bill's rape of Juanita Broaddrick."
Well, there was like 12 hours of news on this operation and then it just kind of died on the vine. That was until it was learned that the Rock Perry camp was so scarred shitless about it that they began preparing a Communist Check Republic style dossier on the guy who paid for the ad.
The biggest problem with their dossier...
IT ACTUALLY EXPOSES SOME OF THE MOST OBVIOUS BUT COVERED UP CONSPIRACIES REGARDING THE NOW CONFIRMED GEORGE HW BUSH DRUG RUNNING OPERATIONS AND CONNECTIONS TO THE JFK ASSASSINATION...
Loud ad seeks anyone who slept with Perry
Posted on 08/18/2011 by Gary Scharrer
The campaign appeared to be ready for Morrow, however, as campaign-friendly sources that Miner did not want to identify produced a lengthy response developed around Morrow’s Internet blog postings. An excerpt:
“Before taking any of Robert Morrow’s rantings seriously, please take a moment to review some of his other deeply held convictions. Below are just a handful of the many colorful theories of Robert Morrow, at a glance:
ON PRESIDENT GEORGE H. W. BUSH: According to Robert Morrow, George Herbert Walker Bush killed JFK.
QUOTE: “(likely) participation in the JFK assassination… murders JFK as a high ranking Texas CIA operative” link]
QUOTE: “GHW Bush was involved up to his ears in the JFK assassination. He could very well have been involved with field operations at Dallas ” link]
QUOTE: “he is one of the murderers of JFK and he is walking around SCOT FREE today” [link
QUOTE: "GHW Bush was probably an elite planner of the JFK assassination... George Herbert Walker Bush became a made man with the JFK assassination in 1963" link
According to Robert Morrow, George Herbert Walker Bush tried but failed to murder Ross Perot in the 1992 campaign.
QUOTE: "terrorizing, willing to murder Ross Perot in the 1992 campaign...the CIA Pegasus agent who refused to do it" < href="http://educationforum.ipbhost.com/index.php?showtopic=16551" target="_blank">link
QUOTE: "Literally, George Herbert Walker Bush was threatening to murder Perot...
In the 1992, there was a Texas President, a desperate and dangerous George Herbert Walker Bush, supported by the CFR, the intelligence agencies, military contractors and the oil industry - who feared exposure of his criminality and was on the verge of political and personal annihilation. Ross Perot was well aware of the gargantuan Bush/Clinton/CIA drug smuggling of the 1980's." link
QUOTE: "So George Herbert Walker Bush used CIA assassins to threaten to murder Ross Perot. GHW Bush feared what Perot, a self-funded (and therefore uncontrollable) billionaire might do in office. Bush, like LBJ 29 years before, faced both political and personal annihilation if an untainted Ross Perot were elected." link]
The document noted that Morrow, with his Ivy League background and UT-Austin MBA “is an intelligent, articulate guy … but he has an obsessive personality (claims to own hundreds of books on the JFK assassination, and “every book ever written” about the Clintons, for example), and he has focused his obsessions over the years on one off-the-wall political conspiracy theory after another, usually focused on alleged sexual transgressions and murder.”
“His current obsession is Texas Governor Rick Perry,” the document read. “An unmarried single guy in his mid-40s without a job, subsidized by his family inheritance, Robert Morrow has all the time and resources he needs to carry out his latest paranoid crusade. Based on the number of hits that pop up on google when you search for his name or email address, he is easily devoting many, many hours every day propagating his libelous slurs against Rick Perry.”
Oh man, this is amazing. Only Rick Perry and his traveling team of Bilderberg morons can be so stupid as to get all of the factual information about Project Pegasus, CIA-Narcotics Operations, the Clinton Chronicles, and the JFK/Bush Connection into the mainstream media!