EU: "It’s necessary to suck the Secrétaire Général c**k to get a position"

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Offline Effie Trinket

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http://www.businessinsider.com/european-parliament-sex-2011-8


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A resignation email that alleged sexual favors were rife in the European Parliament has reportedly been deleted from the inboxes of staff overnight, writes Jon Worth.

Some 5,000 people received the email, which was addressed to Secretary General of the European Parliament Klaus Welle, and Freddy Drexler, Welle’s Head of Cabinet and it has even been deleted if users put it in separate folders. The European parliament has also apparently set up a crude filter to prevent users forwarding the email.

As Worth notes, this is NOT how to handle a crisis of this sort. By deleting the email they've only made the entire thing more interesting.

In light of that, here is the (alleged) email via Guido Fawkes, translated with the help of his Twitter followers:

Dear Secrétaire général,

Dear Freddy,

So I’ve taken the decision to resign from the PE [European Parliament] because I’ve learned some funny things about you. In effect, it would seem that you are f**king █████ and that also, you are eating the pussies of ████, ████ and ████. Don’t you think that’s shameful? These women hold interesting positions and even though others are qualified, we remain blocked. Little █████ is even a civil servant but she has never passed the course. █████ has never passed a course and she is █████████, and she has been at the PE for 10 years. So, if it’s necessary to suck the SG’s [Secrétaire Général] cock to get a position, it’s truly f**king disgusting.

It’s the same thing for the mother ██████, she’s had a child by the old ████████ ████████ and she is the SGA. [Secrétaire Général's Assistant]

So have a good return to parliament after your well deserved holiday.

Ciao

Mari-No

Faithful servant of Princess L (AKA the Slut Princess)

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Re: Here's The Scandalous Sex Email The EU Doesn't Want You To See
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2011, 07:25:41 PM »
can you feel it?

the dam of bullshit is starting to burst.

God bless that woman!
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Times are rough, many people are doing it these days for work.

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Times are rough, many people are doing it these days for work.

Times are not tough for the Secrétaire Général of the EU. He gets to set policy and then use your tax money to hire a personal harem.
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