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Author Topic: Rense Posts Unconfirmed Story About TSA From Daily Squib Satirical Website  (Read 2065 times)
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« on: November 26, 2010, 02:41:44 PM »

TSA Jack Booted Thug Jerks
Off In Front Of Kids
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11-26-10
 
DENVER -- A full body scanner operator was caught masturbating during a scanning session by airport staff late Tuesday.
  
Airport officials at Denver International airport were on high alert yesterday when a full body scanner operator was caught masturbating in his booth as a team of High School netball players went through the scanner.
  
"The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guys face was getting redder and redder. His hand was moving and then he started sweating. He was then seen doing his 'O' face. That's when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted," Jeb Rather, a passenger on a flight to New York told CBS news.

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http://www.rense.com/general92/jackv.htm
 
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« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2010, 02:46:44 PM »

Why am I not surprised?  Sad
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« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2010, 02:50:57 PM »

And at DIA no less.  That freaking place is evil from the get go....
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« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2010, 02:52:01 PM »

Looks like this was from August 2010 and we're just now hearing about it?
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« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2010, 02:53:31 PM »

 A clear case of authority.Huh
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« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2010, 02:55:13 PM »

This is the ass end of the horse that greets visitors going into DIA.

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« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2010, 03:00:03 PM »

This is the ass end of the horse that greets visitors going into DIA.

f**k sake! Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2010, 03:01:12 PM »

The "Daily Squib" must be the UK version of The Onion... they also feature this ...

Paris Hilton TSA Screening Halted After STD Alert
LOS ANGELES - USA - The celebrity socialite was going through TSA screening on Thursday when she was detained due to a Sexually Transmitted Disease alert during an intimate...

http://dailysquib.co.uk/

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Do you suppose Rense posted it as a 'true' story? That's a satirical news website...
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« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2010, 03:01:27 PM »

Great !

Where do they get these "highly skilled" individuals from? (and what are they skilled in?)

This is what we need:

We need someone who has done ALOT on the TSA to compile a list of all of these incidents in a printable format. We then need to do two or three things each
1) email it to everyone we know as a warning
2) mail them to TPTB and insist they do "something" maybe also mail to MSM
3) make copies and take with you next time you go to fly and use it as a reason to not be scanned. Hand out copies to others - make copies and go to the airport and leave them in the waiting areas, toilets, lounges, shops, magazine racks, etc!
(even if you are not flying somewhere!)
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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2010, 03:05:12 PM »

The "Daily Squib" must be the UK version of The Onion... they also feature this ...

Paris Hilton TSA Screening Halted After STD Alert
LOS ANGELES - USA - The celebrity socialite was going through TSA screening on Thursday when she was detained due to a Sexually Transmitted Disease alert during an intimate...

http://dailysquib.co.uk/

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Do you suppose Rense posted it as a 'true' story? That's a satirical news website...

That Hilton story goes along with this http://www.infowars.com/doctors-sound-tsa-germ-alert/ even if it's not true about Hilton.

I have a feeling we're gonna see more of these stories about spreading germs STD'S etc....
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« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2010, 03:14:06 PM »

Great !

Where do they get these "highly skilled" individuals from? (and what are they skilled in?)

This is what we need:

We need someone who has done ALOT on the TSA to compile a list of all of these incidents in a printable format. We then need to do two or three things each
1) email it to everyone we know as a warning
2) mail them to TPTB and insist they do "something" maybe also mail to MSM
3) make copies and take with you next time you go to fly and use it as a reason to not be scanned. Hand out copies to others - make copies and go to the airport and leave them in the waiting areas, toilets, lounges, shops, magazine racks, etc!
(even if you are not flying somewhere!)

It's not about skills other than if you speak multiple languages, but that's about it. My mother and stepdad(he's retired US Navy, which I think got them the job mostly. He's also retired from GE Medical Systems, so you firgure it out!) were originally security agents for a private company at the time TSA was formed, and were in turn offered jobs with TSA. They were part-time semi- retired type workers. They don't hire because of skills perse'(all kinds of professions are hired form college students to former CEO's and ex-military, etc), but if you pass their security checks.

You'd be surprised how many have "legal issues" with their "official records" that prevents them from being hired. At least on the surface. All those inteviews the TSA does just documents who are best suited for a given situation depending on their security background checks done when the person applies for a TSA job. Government and military has a long-standing history of hiring certain misfits of society to do their dirty work. The government doesn't always look at a person's criminal record as a bad thing. Sometimes it's part of your qualifications on your resume'.
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« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2010, 03:21:48 PM »

The "Daily Squib" must be the UK version of The Onion... they also feature this ...

Paris Hilton TSA Screening Halted After STD Alert
LOS ANGELES - USA - The celebrity socialite was going through TSA screening on Thursday when she was detained due to a Sexually Transmitted Disease alert during an intimate...

http://dailysquib.co.uk/

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Do you suppose Rense posted it as a 'true' story? That's a satirical news website...

It's says this at the bottom of the page:

"The Daily Squib is a curious satirical publication and should therefore be taken fu**ing seriously"
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« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2010, 04:49:56 PM »

WOW they gotcha! It's pretty sick when satire is so close to reality that the two can be freely interchange.
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« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2010, 01:01:39 AM »

Woops.  Yeah they got me with that one, too.

Fool me once...

Guess, I'll watch out for the Daily Squib from now on.
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2010, 11:09:11 AM »

I didn't read the article before I posted this comment, because everyone else does it too.

DailySquib is just like The Onion, and just by simply seeing Daily Squib, I knew the article was a waste of time.

That's funny that Rense's webmaster got punked and actually posted this up.

"Honest Journalism" my ass; more like "honest mistake".

Oh well, with the dozens of articles they post each day, it was bound to happen.
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« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2010, 12:15:50 PM »

The people at the daily squib seem to be awake

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=117&a=2538
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« Reply #16 on: November 27, 2010, 06:06:32 PM »

The people at the daily squib seem to be awake

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=117&a=2538

They are not "awake"; they are clowning on us.
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« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2010, 10:32:36 PM »

Yes there is a subtle difference between satire and ridicule. Humor is such a subjective thing, don't you think Londo?
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