Fantasy White House

[Geolibertarian]

Note: ideally many of the federal agencies mentioned below -- namely, the BATFE, the CIA, the Department of "Education,” the DEA, the FEC and the “Federal” Reserve -- wouldn't even exist in the first place. But since they do exist, I went ahead and listed who I believe should be placed in charge of those agencies until such time as they (the agencies) can be either abolished or, in the case of the Fed, replaced.

President – Jesse Ventura

Vice President – Bob Bowman

Secretary of Defense – Ron Paul

Secretary of State – Webster Tarpley

Under Secretary of State for Economic, Business, and Agricultural Affairs - John Perkins

Secretary of the Air Force – George Nelson

Secretary of the Army – Craig Roberts

Secretary of the Navy – Scott Ritter

Secretary of Veterans Affairs - Joyce Riley

Secretary of the Treasury – Stephen Zarlenga

Deputary Secretary of the Treasury – Bill Still

Under Secretary of the Treasury for Domestic Finance - Byron Dale

Chairman of the Federal Reserve – Ellen Brown

Secretary of Education - Charlotte Iserbyt

Deputy Secretary of Education – John Taylor Gatto

Director of the BATFE – Larry Pratt

Deputy Director of the BATFE – Charles Heller

Administrator of the DEA – Jacob G. Hornberger

Deputy Administrator of the DEA – Ethan Nadelmann

Director of the CIA – Ray McGovern

Deputy Director of the CIA – Wayne Madsen

Director of the FBI – Sibel Edmonds

Deputy Director of the FBI – John DeCamp

Attorney General – Andrew Napolitano

Deputy Attorney General – Ralph Nader

Comptroller General – Walter Burien

Council of Economic Advisers – Fred Foldvary, Mason Gaffney and Michael Hudson

White House Chief of Staff – Paul Craig Roberts

White House Counsel – Bruce Fein

White House Press Secretary – Greg Palast

National Security Adviser – Karen Kwiatkowski

Secretary of Labor – Dennis Kucinich

Secretary of Agriculture – Dena Hoff

Secretary of Health and Human Services – Leonard G. Horowitz

Commissioner of the FDA - Mike Adams

Chairman of the FCC - Robert W. McChesney

Chairman of the FEC - Bev Harris

Vice Chairman of the FEC - George Farah

White House Science Czar – Nick Begich

White House Commission on False Flag Terrorism – Richard Gage, David Ray Griffin, Alex Jones and Jim Marrs.

[Geolibertarian]

Wow, I'm surprised no one responded to this.

[Dig]

Wow, I'm surprised no one responded to this.

It is just so shocking that if this happened, all of us could actually go back to working normal jobs, enjoying family life, and still having time for recreation.

If that happened, this forum likely would have one post a month.

[Dig]

BTW...this is a very needed commission:

White House Commission on False Flag Terrorism – Richard Gage, David Ray Griffin, Alex Jones and Jim Marrs.

[MonkeyPuppet]

At least half those positions would be nixed within the first 6 months, freeing the position holders to assist investigative commissions to provide evidence for indicting the prior criminals of those offices.

[Scootle]

Board of Directors of the National Academy of Sciences: Professor Stephen Jones, Dr Timothy Ball, Dr Andrew Wakefield, Ben Stein haha.

[larsonstdoc]

  Great list.

  Well Geo,  I guess you are eliminating the CZARS.

  What about AJ? 

 

[birther truther tenther]

It is just so shocking that if this happened, all of us could actually go back to working normal jobs, enjoying family life, and still having time for recreation.

If that happened, this forum likely would have one post a month.

...and then the tyrants will slip back in all over again.  Even if the "fantasy white house" was in place, I would still hold their feet to the fire.

[Dig]

...and then the tyrants will slip back in all over again.  Even if the "fantasy white house" was in place, I would still hold their feet to the fire.

i think it is a clever way to show what a constitutional republic with bona fide democratically elected public servants would look like as it shows how far off almost every supposed candidate is from this vision of what would be reality without the matrix of fear and deception saturating our sensory systems.

[birther truther tenther]

I omitted some positions, but this is just for fun.

President – Ron Paul

Vice President – Andrew Napolitano

Secretary of Defense – Jesse Ventura

Secretary of the Treasury – Llewellyn Rockwell

Chairman of the Federal Reserve – Jim Rogers (see as: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6046520409389956642#)

Secretary of Education - John Taylor Gatto

Deputy Secretary of Education – Charlotte Iserbyt

Director of the BATFE – Larry Pratt

Administrator of the DEA – Kevin Booth

Director of the CIA – Ray McGovern

Director of the FBI – Sheriff Paul Babeu

Veterans Affairs – Stewart Rhodes

Comptroller General – Walter Burien

Council of Economic Advisers – Bill Still, Ellen Brown, Paul Craig Roberts

White House Chief of Staff – Alex Jones

Secretary of Health and Human Services – Dr. Rima Laibow

Commissioner of the FDA - Mike Adams

Chairman of the FCC - Anti_Illuminati

Chairman of the FEC - Kevin Trudeau

White House Science Czar – Nick Begich

[usefulidiot,uselesseater]

President – Ron Paul

Vice President – Lyndon LaRouche

Secretary of Defense – Jesse Ventura

Secretary of State – Webster Tarpley

Under Secretary of State for Economic, Business, and Agricultural Affairs - Peter Schiff

Secretary of the Air Force – George Nelson

Secretary of the Army – Craig Roberts

Secretary of the Navy – Scott Ritter

Secretary of Veterans Affairs - Joyce Riley

Secretary of the Treasury – G Edward Griffin

Deputary Secretary of the Treasury –  Ellen Brown

Under Secretary of the Treasury for Domestic Finance - Bill Still

Chairman of the Federal Reserve – Max Keiser

Secretary of Education - Charlotte Iserbyt

Deputy Secretary of Education – John Taylor Gatto

Director of the BATFE – Larry Pratt

Deputy Director of the BATFE – Aaron Zelman

Administrator of the DEA – Jacob G. Hornberger

Deputy Administrator of the DEA – Ethan Nadelmann

Director of the CIA – Ray McGovern

Deputy Director of the CIA – Wayne Madsen

Director of the FBI – Ted Gunderson

Deputy Director of the FBI – John DeCamp

Attorney General – Andrew Napolitano

Deputy Attorney General – Ralph Nader

Comptroller General – Walter Burien

Council of Economic Advisers – Fred Foldvary, Mason Gaffney and Michael Hudson

White House Chief of Staff – Paul Craig Roberts

White House Counsel – Jonathan Turley

White House Press Secretary – Greg Palast

National Security Adviser – Dennis Kucinich

Secretary of Agriculture – Byron Dale

Secretary of Health and Human Services – Leonard G. Horowitz

Commissioner of the FDA - Mike Adams

Chairman of the FCC - Robert W. McChesney

Chairman of the FEC - Bev Harris

Vice Chairman of the FEC - George Farah

Whie House Science Czar – Nick Begich

White House Commission on False Flag Terrorism – Richard Gage, David Ray Griffin, Alex Jones and Jim Marrs.

And a new Constitutionality Czar for enforcing the Constitution: Judge Andrew Napolitano

You made some solid choices, I just made a few changes  
Either way it would still be a huge improvement over what we currently have.

[chrisfromchi]

A lot of these i would disagree with but welcome the discussion and thought put into them.

[Overcast]

Just for fun. - version 2

President – Guy that works for the Auto Garage up the street.

Vice President – Some Pizza Delivery Guy

Secretary of Defense – Random Dental Hygienist

Secretary of the Treasury – Random Drive-Thru Clerk

Chairman of the Federal Reserve – Random Plumber

Secretary of Education - Girl who works at the Checkout at the local grocery.

Deputy Secretary of Education – Random Radio DJ

Director of the BATFE – Agency Eliminated as a cost saving Effort.

Administrator of the DEA – Agency Eliminated as a cost saving Effort.

Director of the CIA – Random Flight Attendant

Director of the FBI – Random IT Tech

Veterans Affairs – Someone from the VFW

Comptroller General – Random Truck Driver

Council of Economic Advisers – Eliminated as a cost saving Effort.

White House Chief of Staff – Alex Jones

Secretary of Health and Human Services – Random Insurance Agent

Commissioner of the FDA - Random Check Advance Teller

Chairman of the FCC - Random HVAC Tech

Chairman of the FEC - Agency Eliminated as a cost saving Effort.

White House Science Czar – Position Eliminated to save money


^^ Could do no worse than the clowns in office now, and they WOULD be in touch with Americans.

[Scootle]

Wasn't it Bill Hicks who said the ideal choice of president is the guy you have to drag kicking and screaming into the white house.

[birther truther tenther]

Wasn't it Bill Hicks who said the ideal choice of president is the guy you have to drag kicking and screaming into the white house.

That sounds like what happened to George Washington.

[ryanwv]

Not a bad dream team at all. The only choice I would be worried about is Nadar due to his age and the fact that is losing his grip a bit these days.

[iclozm]

Great idea Geo...

I'll do mine as if the Whitehouse.gov page was modified to reflect the “Fantasy Cabinet”
http://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/cabinet

President of the United States
Ron Paul

Vice President of the United States
Michael Badnarik

Department of State
Lew Rockwell
 
Department of the Treasury
Bill Still
 
Department of Defense
Jesse Ventura
 
Department of Justice
Andrew Napolitano
 
Department of the Interior
Chuck Baldwin
 
Department of Agriculture
Charlotte Gerson
 
Department of Commerce
Robert Murphy
 
Department of Labor
Webster Tarpley
 
Department of Health and Human Services
Dr. Russel Blaylock
 
Department of Housing and Urban Development
Dustin Zaks
 
Department of Transportation
Walter Block
 
Department of Energy
Robert Bradley

Department of Education
Alex Jones
 
Department of Veterans Affairs
Cindy Sheehan =)
 
Department of Homeland Security
Richard Mack

The following positions have the status of Cabinet-rank:
 
White House Chief of Staff
John Tate

Environmental Protection Agency
G Edward Griffin

Office of Management & Budget
Dr. Iris Mack

United States Trade Representative
Peter Schiff

United States Ambassador to the United Nations
Michael Boldin

Council of Economic Advisers
Paul Craig Roberts (Chair), Thomas Woods, Thomas Di Lorenzo

[SongBird]

This thread is extremely therapeutic and oozes good vibes, very encouraging, excellent!
Make the dream a reality, yes!

[rustygunn]

Just looking at those lists creates such a calming.  It's like the sedative action of the blue pill, without taking the blue pill!   

[superfender]

I disagree....

WILLIE NELSON should be the Secretary of Agriculture!

[WarChest]

Wasn't it Bill Hicks who said the ideal choice of president is the guy you have to drag kicking and screaming into the white house.

That would have to be Jesse. IMHO, he is the solid choice and the only one with the guts to see this dirty business of taking back our country to the end.

The question is, would a former citizen soldier give up his family and the surfing in Mexico to come to the aid of his country.

He is worthy of The Order of Cincinnatus.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_of_the_Cincinnati

Cincinnatus has come to be identified with public service -- accepting the call to public service in time of crisis, only to voluntarily give up the mantle of power when the crisis was past.

[WarChest]

That would have to be Jesse. IMHO, he is the solid choice and the only one with the guts to see this dirty business of taking back our country to the end.

The question is, would a former citizen soldier give up his family and the surfing in Mexico to come to the aid of his country.

He is worthy of The Order of Cincinnatus.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_of_the_Cincinnati

Cincinnatus has come to be identified with public service -- accepting the call to public service in time of crisis, only to voluntarily give up the mantle of power when the crisis was past.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cincinnatus

[OpticalOut22]

I agree with the Ron Paul for President idea.

[aknoto]

can you put the picture up of the fantasy candidates?

[redeux]

Just for fun. - version 2

President – Guy that works for the Auto Garage up the street.

Vice President – Some Pizza Delivery Guy

Secretary of Defense – Random Dental Hygienist

Secretary of the Treasury – Random Drive-Thru Clerk

Chairman of the Federal Reserve – Random Plumber

Secretary of Education - Girl who works at the Checkout at the local grocery.

Deputy Secretary of Education – Random Radio DJ

Director of the BATFE – Agency Eliminated as a cost saving Effort.

Administrator of the DEA – Agency Eliminated as a cost saving Effort.

Director of the CIA – Random Flight Attendant

Director of the FBI – Random IT Tech

Veterans Affairs – Someone from the VFW

Comptroller General – Random Truck Driver

Council of Economic Advisers – Eliminated as a cost saving Effort.

White House Chief of Staff – Alex Jones

Secretary of Health and Human Services – Random Insurance Agent

Commissioner of the FDA - Random Check Advance Teller

Chairman of the FCC - Random HVAC Tech

Chairman of the FEC - Agency Eliminated as a cost saving Effort.

White House Science Czar – Position Eliminated to save money


^^ Could do no worse than the clowns in office now, and they WOULD be in touch with Americans.

^^^^^^^^^^THIS... all these posts are great nice change of pace... in our fight we often forget to DREAM, I know I do...

[CalAaron]

We should go back to the old way -- the looser is the VP, who will automatically keep an eye on the Winner. No one group or ideology should hold all the power, just exactly how the framers intended.

[Geolibertarian]

Since two of the individuals on my original list -- Aaron Zelman and Ted Gunderson -- have unfortunately passed away, I went ahead and updated it.