I need someone who has a bent for word twisting to rescript the opening scrawl for the Star Wars saga, something topical recent and close to original script(below) for recognizability. Heck, I might make this a WEEKLY thang, just keep them coming!
If you can think of more movies/radio(war of worlds
), with impact(recognizable), I'll do those too.
Episode IV
A NEW DOPE
It is a period of civil war.
Rebel spaceships, striking
from a hidden base, have won
their first victory against
the evil Galactic Empire.
During the battle, Rebel
spies managed to steal secret
plans to the Empire’s
ultimate weapon, the DEATH
STAR, an armored space
station with enough power to
destroy an entire planet.
Pursued by the Empire’s
sinister agents, Princess
Leia races home aboard her
starship, custodian of the
stolen plans that can save
her people and restore
freedom to the galaxy….
