It all started when our antagonizing protagonist, Stupid Prison Planet Forum member, woke up in a magical cornfield. It was the fifth time it had happened. Feeling abundantly displeased, Stupid Prison Planet Forum member poked a banana, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Unaware of the bleakness of existence, he realized that his beloved brain Cell was missing! Immediately he called his favorite rape victim, Gullable Prison Planet Forum member. Stupid Prison Planet Forum member had known Gullable Prison Planet Forum member for (plus or minus) 11,000 years, the majority of which were flamboyant ones. Gullable Prison Planet Forum member was unique. He was plucky though sometimes a little... abrasive. Stupid Prison Planet Forum member called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.
Gullable Prison Planet Forum member picked up to a very ecstatic Stupid Prison Planet Forum member. Gullable Prison Planet Forum member calmly assured him that most 3-legged wallabies sigh before mating, yet Indonesian devil cats usually flamboyantly yawn *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Stupid Prison Planet Forum member. Why was Gullable Prison Planet Forum member trying to distract Stupid Prison Planet Forum member? Because he had snuck out from Stupid Prison Planet Forum member's with the brain Cell only eleven days prior. It was a exotic little brain Cell... how could he resist?
It didn't take long before Stupid Prison Planet Forum member got back to the subject at hand: his brain Cell. Gullable Prison Planet Forum member turned red. Relunctantly, Gullable Prison Planet Forum member invited him over, assuring him they'd find the brain Cell. Stupid Prison Planet Forum member grabbed his giraffe and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Gullable Prison Planet Forum member realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the brain Cell and he had to do it recklessly. He figured that if Stupid Prison Planet Forum member took the magic flying carpet, he had take at least four minutes before Stupid Prison Planet Forum member would get there. But if he took the Web Bot? Then Gullable Prison Planet Forum member would be excessively screwed.
Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Gullable Prison Planet Forum member was interrupted by seven dimwitted wishing Fishs that were lured by his brain Cell. Gullable Prison Planet Forum member cringed; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling relieved, he aimlessly reached for his potato and fearlessly slapped every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the fanstic pumpkin patch, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the Web Bot rolling up. It was Stupid Prison Planet Forum member.
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As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at McDonald's to pick up a 12-pack of potatos, so he knew he was running late. With a heroic leap, Stupid Prison Planet Forum member was out of the Web Bot and went wildly jaunting toward Gullable Prison Planet Forum member's front door. Meanwhile inside, Gullable Prison Planet Forum member was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the brain Cell into a box of bananas and then slid the box behind his whale. Gullable Prison Planet Forum member was puzzled but at least the brain Cell was concealed. The doorbell rang.
'Come in,' Gullable Prison Planet Forum member charismatically purred. With a apt push, Stupid Prison Planet Forum member opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some insensitive genocidal maniac in a tricycle,' he lied. 'It's fine,' Gullable Prison Planet Forum member assured him. Stupid Prison Planet Forum member took a seat right next to where Gullable Prison Planet Forum member had hidden the brain Cell. Gullable Prison Planet Forum member sneezed trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted. But Stupid Prison Planet Forum member was distracted. As if it really mattered Gullable Prison Planet Forum member noticed a funny-smelling look on Stupid Prison Planet Forum member's face. Stupid Prison Planet Forum member slowly opened his mouth to speak.
'...What's that smell?'
Gullable Prison Planet Forum member felt a stabbing pain in his armpit when Stupid Prison Planet Forum member asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the brain Cell right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A clueless look started to form on Stupid Prison Planet Forum member's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's wolverines from when she used to have pet 3-legged wallabies. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Stupid Prison Planet Forum member nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Gullable Prison Planet Forum member could react, Stupid Prison Planet Forum member aptly lunged toward the box and opened it. The brain Cell was plainly in view.
Stupid Prison Planet Forum member stared at Gullable Prison Planet Forum member for what what must've been three nanoseconds. A few freaknasty minutes later, Gullable Prison Planet Forum member groped scandalously in Stupid Prison Planet Forum member's direction, clearly desperate. Stupid Prison Planet Forum member grabbed the brain Cell and bolted for the door. It was locked. Gullable Prison Planet Forum member let out a saucy chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Stupid Prison Planet Forum member,' he rebuked. Gullable Prison Planet Forum member always had been a little abrasive, so Stupid Prison Planet Forum member knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before Gullable Prison Planet Forum member did something crazy, like... start chucking gerbils at him or something. Heart filled with earnest fortitude, he gripped his brain Cell tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.
Gullable Prison Planet Forum member looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Stupid Prison Planet Forum member. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame ten days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for Stupid Prison Planet Forum member. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Gullable Prison Planet Forum member walked over to the window and looked down. Stupid Prison Planet Forum member was gone.
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Just yonder, Stupid Prison Planet Forum member was struggling to make his way through the swamp behind Gullable Prison Planet Forum member's place. Stupid Prison Planet Forum member had severely hurt his scalp during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral wishing Fishs suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the brain Cell. One by one they latched on to Stupid Prison Planet Forum member. Already weakened from his injury, Stupid Prison Planet Forum member yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of wishing Fishs running off with his brain Cell.
About ten hours later, Stupid Prison Planet Forum member awoke, his double chin throbbing. It was dark and Stupid Prison Planet Forum member did not know where he was. Deep in the enchanting haunted thicket, Stupid Prison Planet Forum member was ridiculously lost. Duly ecstatic about the looming crises, he remembered that his brain Cell was taken by the wishing Fishs. But at that point, he was just thankful for his life. That's when, to his horror, a teensy wishing Fish emerged from the magical cornfield. It was the alpha wishing Fish. Stupid Prison Planet Forum member opened his mouth to scream but was cut short when the wishing Fish sunk its teeth into Stupid Prison Planet Forum member's shin. With a faint groan, the life escaped from Stupid Prison Planet Forum member's lungs, but not before he realized that he was a failure.
Less than seven miles away, Gullable Prison Planet Forum member was entombed by anguish over the loss of the brain Cell. 'MY PRECIOUS!!' he cried, as he reached for a sharpened live hand grenade. With a quick thrust, he buried it deeply into his shin. As the room began to fade to black, he thought about Stupid Prison Planet Forum member... wishing he had found the courage to tell him that he loved him. But he would die alone that day. All that remained was the brain Cell that had turned them against each other, ultimately causing their demise. And as the dew on melancholy sappling branches began to reflect the dawn's reddish glare, all that could be heard was the chilling cry of distant wishing Fishs, desecrating all things sacred to virtuous men, and perpetuating an evil that would reign for centuries to come. Our heroes would've lived unhappily ever after, but they were too busy being dead. So, no one lived forever after, the end.

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