More satire from funny man Andy Borowitz to ridicule truth

[blackwater]

What Do You Think Of This HuffingtonPost Headline:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/poll-rand-paul-surges-ahe_b_585888.html

Andy Borowitz

BorowitzReport.com
Posted: May 22, 2010 08:45 AM
      
Poll: Rand Paul Surges Ahead of Palin Among Voters Who Describe Themselves as Morons

MINNEAPOLIS - (The Borowitz Report) - In a sign of his increasing prominence in the so-called Tea Party movement, a new poll shows Kentucky senatorial candidate Rand Paul topping former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin among voters who describe themselves as morons.

In the poll, conducted by the University of Minnesota's Opinion Research Institute, 42% preferred Paul, 36% preferred Palin, and the remaining 22% were unsure what the word "prefer" meant.

According to Davis Logsdon, who supervised the poll for the University of Minnesota, Paul's surging popularity among morons is bad news for Palin, who previously had a lock on that important constituency.

"I never thought I'd say that, but if Palin is going to stay competitive with Paul, she's going to have to start dumbing down her message."

[chris jones]

Palins on the WAR straw, NWO backer.....

Of subject a bit, but so many of her former constituents are severly dissapointed with this gal. As for me, she backs the wars, she is a shiiitbag.

[RabidSheep]

What was the point of using the word morons, and this is out right bias and hatred of the tea party movement.

[Jackson Holly]

Are you sure that quote wasn't from the Onion and not the bastion of truth, HUFFPOST?

[Dig]

she is a satirist!

[jeremystalked1]

"Comments are closed for this entry."

I wonder why he posted that flame bait if he didn't want a good flame war?

Could it be because of this:

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=%22among+voters+who+describe+themselves+as+morons%22&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

[chrisfromchi]

That "reporter" is more a comedian but the problem is that their readers still believe the joke and parrot it later.

just talking about the huffpost...do you guys notice the new comment badges and rewards?

its so they can kill posts and have their paid posters have fake e-credibility.

[Dig]

It is not that hard to do, here ya go...


Poll: Ariana Huffington surges ahead of Maddow Among Voters who describe themselves as heavily fluoridated
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/ariana_said_do_not_release_this_information.html
Andy Borowitz BorowitzReport.com Posted: May 22, 2010 08:45 AM

THREE MILE ISLAND - (The Borowitz Report) - In a sign of her increasing prominence in the so-called pious liberal movement, a new poll shows glamour wannabe Ariana Huffington topping General Electric propagandist and Cecil Rhodes scholar Rachel Maddow among voters who describe themselves as heavily fluoridated. Alcoa and General Electric conducted the poll to ensure that the voters were not cross contaminated by fluoridation and depleted uranium.

In the poll, conducted by the Alcoa and General Electric's joint venture: "Strangelove Ain't Got Nothing On Us" or SAGNOU, 42% preferred Huffington, 36% preferred Maddow, and the remaining 22% were in the process of suing the Council on Foreign Relations for crimes against humanity. Those voters were quickly given increased doses of fluoridation.

According to Barry Soetoro, who does whatever General Electric tells him to do, Huffington's surging popularity among fluoridated voters is bad news for Maddow, who previously had a lock on that important constituency.

"I never thought I'd say that, but if Maddow is going to stay competitive with Huffington, she's going to have to start dumbing down her message."

[Jackson Holly]

Maddow gets my vote!   

[RabidSheep]

  I see it is satire now.

[Dig]

I see it is satire now.

it does not shift your post in any way, it was still biased like crazy.

[usefulidiot,uselesseater]

Oh, it gets worse. Check this great video link from Bill Maher.

Bill Maher Describes Rand Paul: It's As If Sarah Palin Made It Through Med School (VIDEO)
Bill Maher unloaded on Rand Paul during his monologue on "Real Time" Friday night. Paul, who won Kentucky's Republican primary just this week, has taken... 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/22/bill-maher-describes-rand_n_585852.html

I'd like to see that smarmy sack of crap Bill Maher actualize the extreme amount of intellectual capacity, work ethic and discipline it takes to be an EYE SURGEON. 

[RabidSheep]

it does not shift your post in any way, it was still biased like crazy.

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