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« on: November 11, 2007, 09:52:19 PM »

WE ALL HAVE OUR FAVORITE ALEX JONES QUOTES..... READ THEM AND ADD YOUR OWN....


"IF YOUR'E GOING TO PUT YOUR FAMILY IN A NURSING HOME... YOU BETTER VISIT THEM AT LEAST EVERY TWO DAYS, YOU BETTER LIVE NEAR THEM, YOU BETTER BRING THEM LUNCH, YOU BETTER SIT THERE AND WATCH TV WITH THEM, YOU BETTER SIT THERE AND RUB THERE FEET AND LOVE ON YOUR PARENTS (voice raises in anger) THAT WHIPED YOUR BUTT, THAT TOOK CARE OF YOU, YOU SCUMBAG YUPPIES!!!"

-Alex Jones speaking to yuppies (and all AmeriKans for that matter)

"...SEE THEY'RE NOT YOUR FRIENDS AND THEY'RE NOT HERE TO HELP YOU (voice rises with disgust) DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!!??

-Alex Jones speaking about the state and social services
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« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2007, 09:58:43 PM »

But I digress...OK I'll shut up now and get to some of your calls.

(He says this nearly every show)
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« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2007, 10:06:23 PM »

"We're gonna win this thing!" - Alex Jones
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« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2007, 10:40:35 PM »

"You just can't make this stuff up!" - Alex Jones
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« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2007, 10:48:49 PM »

Alex says stuff that makes me crack up but I cant remember them, this is one he says all the time,
"Listen, you cops out there listening, theyre gonna get you too, theyre vaccinating your kids, you are gonna go down like the rest of us, you are NOT THEM, Youre With US"
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« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2007, 11:33:15 PM »

" ..... 9-11 was a self inflicted wound ...."

One of my all time favorites.
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« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2007, 11:37:27 PM »

"Do you think some people in a caaaaave could have NORAD stand down?"

 Cheesy  Grin  Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2007, 11:44:25 PM »

They want to KILL you!

Do you understand?
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« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2007, 04:26:10 AM »

PIG DEMONS!!   PIG DEMONS, sorry I'm not just talking about you cops I call all the evil scum Pig demons, they got them little piggy eyes!

Pure Class, Keep it up Alex!
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« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2007, 05:06:35 AM »

"You are not our kings, you are not our queens."
"They've drawn first blood a million times."
"I'm Alex Jones, we've got a redshield on the line!!!"
The one about yuppies the TS mentioned.
And here are 2 video's full of my favorite Alex Jones quotes:
http://video.google.nl/videoplay?docid=4826824386851289631
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfEuSNejejY
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« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2007, 09:14:28 AM »

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the REAL world,
 I'm Alexander Jones, thank you for joining us."
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« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2007, 10:23:18 AM »

"PREPARE FOR IMPACT".
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« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2007, 10:51:58 AM »

"Well, that's it, that's all I got to say."
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« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2007, 10:52:44 AM »

rustycat, the quote is:

"Prepaaaaaarrrre foorrrrrrr Immmmmmpaaaaaaact!
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« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2007, 11:00:11 AM »

"Americas stupid yuppie scum..............spending time on their hair, cars and their portfolio while the country is being sabotaged from within..............I'd like to smack those cute smiles off their faces.................ewwwwwww ahhhhhhhh....................but I digress;"

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« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2007, 11:07:37 AM »

Alex's 'death to America' song is priceless.
http://nw0.info/files/Radio/Alex%20Jones%20Radio%20Archive/alexjones-deathtoamerica.mp3
He should make a whole album! Grin
This is why I love his show, he covers all the terribly depressing issues which are important to know, but manages to keep you entertained as well.
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« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2007, 11:11:40 AM »

                       "GOD BLESS YOU ALL!"
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« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2007, 02:06:37 PM »

"the answer to 1984 is 1776"

"They are your sworn enemy"
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« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2007, 03:19:26 PM »

"The jig's up.....the jig's up"  Grin
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« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2007, 03:20:42 PM »

WE ALL HAVE OUR FAVORITE ALEX JONES QUOTES..... READ THEM AND ADD YOUR OWN....


"IF YOUR'E GOING TO PUT YOUR FAMILY IN A NURSING HOME... YOU BETTER VISIT THEM AT LEAST EVERY TWO DAYS, YOU BETTER LIVE NEAR THEM, YOU BETTER BRING THEM LUNCH, YOU BETTER SIT THERE AND WATCH TV WITH THEM, YOU BETTER SIT THERE AND RUB THERE FEET AND LOVE ON YOUR PARENTS (voice raises in anger) THAT WHIPED YOUR BUTT, THAT TOOK CARE OF YOU, YOU SCUMBAG YUPPIES!!!"

-Alex Jones speaking to yuppies (and all AmeriKans for that matter)


That one was great - heard it on the restream today.
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« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2007, 03:31:04 PM »

I agree with Sane's earlier post:
"The answer to 1984 is 1776!"
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« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2007, 03:35:51 PM »

                               "Allright, hold on to your hat"
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« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2007, 04:16:52 PM »

".... and I'm TIRED of it!"
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« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2007, 04:21:14 PM »

1:47:35
http://nw0.info/files/Radio/Alex%20Jones%20Radio%20Archive/2007/October/aj_2007-10-17.mp3
So they want to have that normal change come and say it is manmade to have a planetary government to come and save us from the crisis. Cause the truth is volcanoes blow up, glaciers suddenly form and in just a few years sea levels go up, they go down.  What are they talking about? They have to have an Earth with a stable climate?
Hey baby... there isn't any stable climate. We are on a gigantic spaceship. A huge rock, a molten rock with little islands floating on top of lava. 
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orbiting a gigantic nuclear furnace, blasting out every type of radiation you can imagine.
"oh, we must make it stable."
IT ISN'T STABLE! But that is the same witch doctor trick they learned 10,000 years ago, 7,000 years ago, 5,000 years ago, 3,000 years ago they would tell them, because the priest would mark down the dates on the calender it didn't matter if it was in Greece, or Mesopotamia, or Babylon, or the Aztec imans, the mayan culture before that they would know when the eclipse was coming and they would say, "you gotta serve us, do what we say or the god..." the goblin god, the snake god, the titan, whoever it was it was different for every group "...will eat the sun." and it eats the sun, they all prostrate themselves before them and then worship them for another 30 years till another thing happens and by then after they had seen four or five eclipses and the snake god and the priests had the power to make the snake god spit it out, it was over.
And they are just running a "snake-god" op on you as usual
and of course you will all fall directly for it and take your injections.
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« Reply #24 on: November 12, 2007, 04:21:48 PM »

".... and I'm TIRED of it!"

I remember, "I'm sick of it!"
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« Reply #25 on: November 12, 2007, 04:40:47 PM »

"The difference between that building and the new building 7 is that Larry Silverstein doesn't own that building."

- Martial Law 9/11: Rise Of The Police State
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« Reply #26 on: November 12, 2007, 05:47:32 PM »

                   ALLright, enough of the analogies, I'm out of control.
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« Reply #27 on: November 12, 2007, 06:13:36 PM »

"What a bunch of garbage, liberal, Democratic, conservative, Republican, it's all there to control you, two sides of the same coin! Two management teams, bidding for control of the CEO job of Slavery Incorporated!" From A waking life
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« Reply #28 on: November 12, 2007, 07:30:16 PM »

Alex was talking about Miss Teen South Carolina being unable to comment on why one out of five high school seniors in a study could not identify the U.S. on a map.  People were calling into KLBJ's Jeff Ward Show to say that the girl is dumb.  Alex said the callers were just as dumb as Miss Teen South Carolina.  And then he said:

You've got low-grade morons making fun of complete idiots!

GOLD!

This is a great youtube clip of Alex's comments - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KaZvQ5LavA
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« Reply #29 on: November 12, 2007, 07:33:38 PM »

I've mentioned this one before in a similar thread, but it's an Alex Jones classic....

From The Masters Of Terror Exposed!

"People say, 'The government couldn't carry out the September 11th attack, it's too big, they'd get caught!'  They DID get caught!  They're just counting on you to be dumb and to go along with it."

 Cheesy   Cheesy     

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« Reply #30 on: November 12, 2007, 08:05:25 PM »

rustycat, the quote is:

"Prepaaaaaarrrre foorrrrrrr Immmmmmpaaaaaaact!

Hahaha I remember listening to this live and it made me laugh.. anybody remember what date this was aired?
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« Reply #31 on: November 12, 2007, 10:08:51 PM »

We'll be back! ...  AARRRRRGH!
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« Reply #32 on: November 12, 2007, 10:09:52 PM »

ITS OFF THE CHARTS!!
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« Reply #33 on: November 12, 2007, 11:37:09 PM »

This one came from Warren Cuccurullo:  "The only thing we destroy are myths".
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« Reply #34 on: November 13, 2007, 12:29:33 AM »

"Days after 9-11, they claimed that one of the supposed hijackers at the World Trade Center, one of his passports flew out unburned, unscarred, unscathed, unscratched, unblemished - came out of his pocket, out of his jacket, through the burning fire ball, through the wall of the plane, out of the girders, out of the building, fell with hundreds of millions of peices of paper, out of those tens of thousands of filing cabinets, fell down and was picked up by a cop and then later when it turned out, the guys photo in the passport, that he was still alive in another country, they said you know what, that was a mistake....well what do you mean, the fake passport that you produced is a mistake?!... that's as bad as the magic bullet.. 
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« Reply #35 on: November 13, 2007, 04:04:58 AM »

Alex talking to all listeners of fake conservative talk-radio:

"I'd like to knock your teeth in, and i'd like to punch your eyeballs out".  Cool

Alex talking to the military and the police:

"you better join US, you better stop serving that...SCUM of the New World Order, all this potbelly little dwarf new world order PEOPLE! GRRRRRHHHH GRRRRRHHHHH"


 Cheesy Cheesy

Best caller ever:

Alex: "Derick from Texas, you are on the air."
Caller: "Alex?"
Alex: "Hello."
Caller: "YEAH!!"
Alex: "YEAH...YEAH...GRRRRRHHH...GRRRRHHH."

All these samples are from one show, it was the show from the 17th august 2007. One of the best shows i've heard since i am listening to AJ. (one of the more funny and firing up shows)

BTW, does anyone know a place where i can upload all these short audio samples?
So the rest of you could listen to it, instead of reading about it.

thx in advance.

oooooh, i've just found a place.
here you go:

military and cops:



Best caller:

 
Great site btw, you don't even have to register to be able to upload stuff. (ok, there is an annoying ad taking over the whole screen, thank god it has a "skip this ad"-button.)

And the last and best one(for today), also from the 17th august 2007:

AJ MAD AS HELL (this time as a mp3-file  Roll Eyes):


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« Reply #36 on: November 13, 2007, 07:43:14 AM »


Best caller:

Wow, that was weird. Tongue
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« Reply #37 on: November 13, 2007, 07:55:17 AM »

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Alex: "Derick from Texas, you are on the air."
Caller: "Alex?"
Alex: "Hello."
Caller: "YEAH!!"
Alex: "YEAH...YEAH...GRRRRRHHH...GRRRRHHH."

All these samples are from one show, it was the show from the 17th august 2007.

that site is on every watch list for phishing, can you use youtube in the future?

btw - i remember hearing that live it was awesome. 
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« Reply #38 on: November 13, 2007, 04:27:40 PM »

Hmm  Huh, i can't find anything about it on the net. Can you give me a link or something?

What do you mean by "phishing"? And on whoes watchlist is the site? (can't find anything about it)
And i don't trust youtube and google and all the other sites where you have to sign up to be able to upload stuff. I don't like having accounts all over the net just to be able to upload a short audio file.


Wikipedia about phishing:

"In computing, phishing is an attempt to criminally and fraudulently acquire sensitive information, such as usernames, passwords and credit card details, by masquerading as a trustworthy entity in an electronic communication. eBay, PayPal and online banks are common targets. Phishing is typically carried out by email or instant messaging,[1] and often directs users to enter details at a website, although phone contact has also been used.[2] Phishing is an example of social engineering techniques used to fool users.[3] Attempts to deal with the growing number of reported phishing incidents include legislation, user training, public awareness, and technical measures."...

So, how will that work on a site where you don't have to provide any information about you? It's because you don't have to sign up to be able to upload and download files? There is no username, password, phonenumber or any other information needed. So there is no information which can be stolen or "phished".
I am just asking.
Too bad, i have much more samples...not just audio. I'll see about youtube.

EDIT: 5 minutes later, i've just signed up at youtube. Cheesy Wink
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« Reply #39 on: November 13, 2007, 04:31:43 PM »

Hmm  Huh, i can't find anything about it on the net. Can you give me a link or something?

What do you mean by "phishing"? And on whoes watchlist is the site? (can't find anything about it)
And i don't trust youtube and google and all the other sites where you have to sign up to be able to upload stuff. I don't like having accounts all over the net just to be able to upload a short audio file.


Wikipedia about phishing:

"In computing, phishing is an attempt to criminally and fraudulently acquire sensitive information, such as usernames, passwords and credit card details, by masquerading as a trustworthy entity in an electronic communication. eBay, PayPal and online banks are common targets. Phishing is typically carried out by email or instant messaging,[1] and often directs users to enter details at a website, although phone contact has also been used.[2] Phishing is an example of social engineering techniques used to fool users.[3] Attempts to deal with the growing number of reported phishing incidents include legislation, user training, public awareness, and technical measures."...

So, how will that work on a site where you don't have to provide any information about you? It's because you don't have to sign up to be able to upload and download files? There is no username, password, phonenumber or any other information needed. So there is no information which can be stolen or "phished".
I am just asking.
Too bad, i have much more samples...not just audio. I'll see about youtube.


phishing, spying, tracking, lurking, leeching, whatever.  check into youtube, you got cool soundbites!
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