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« Reply #280 on: May 21, 2008, 11:10:24 PM »

From the Tuesday May 20th show,

speaking about the ATF:

"They've always been the cream of the scum."
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« Reply #281 on: May 22, 2008, 11:04:56 PM »

From the PrisonPlanet.tv show, Wednesday May 21st:

(Referring to the NIST Report)

It's just totally made up...it's just...

That's like saying Godzilla ate the building. It just didn't happen.
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« Reply #282 on: May 22, 2008, 11:35:34 PM »

From the PrisonPlanet.tv show, Wednesday May 21st:

(Referring to the NIST Report)

It's just totally made up...it's just...

That's like saying Godzilla ate the building. It just didn't happen.

I was rolling...

The hard fact is, there are a sizable number of folks out there who would believe that it was Godzilla if the media told them it was true... along with the properly fixed video footage of course...

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« Reply #283 on: May 23, 2008, 07:22:58 PM »

Alex is not afraid to say it like it is, and I have deep respect for that. If only there were thousands more just like him. His quotes are truth clips.
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« Reply #284 on: May 23, 2008, 07:24:33 PM »

Alex is not afraid to say it like it is, and I have deep respect for that. If only there were thousands more just like him. His quotes are truth clips.

There will be many more like him, once we support him to get this new cable network off the ground.
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« Reply #285 on: May 24, 2008, 07:04:14 AM »

There will be many more like him, once we support him to get this new cable network off the ground.
NOOO! We can't have that, instead let's support Alan Watt. I don't know why, but that's what some people want. Wink

Regarding best quotes, i don't have any. But i like it when he starts talking about the "evil pig demon people" running around everywhere and stuff like that. I also like it when he starts grinding his teeth while talking. I just like the spirit of this man.
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« Reply #286 on: May 24, 2008, 07:12:07 AM »

Alex Jones.

You guys know that his name is actually Alejandro? He mentioned this in a side comment, digressing on one of his shows.

Here is the breakdown:

Greek     Variant of Alexander: Defender; protector of mankind.
                Famous Bearer: Alexander the Great.

Spanish    Spanish form of Alexander; defends mankind.

The boy's name Alexander \a-lexa-nder, alex(an)-der\ is pronounced al-ek-ZAN-der. It is of Greek origin, and its meaning is "man's defender, warrior". From the Latin form of the Greek name Alexandros. The name was probably coined originally as a title of the goddess Hera, consort of Zeus. Alexander the Great (356-323 BC) conquered and ruled the greater part of the known world before his death at the age of 33. History describes him as a man of high physical courage, impulsive energy, and fervid imagination. It was a royal name in Scotland. Alec and Zander are modern offshoots. Sandy is a Scottish pet form; Alessandro is an Italian form; Alexandre and Alixandre are French. See also Lexer. English poet Alexander Pope; US statesman Alexander Hamilton; actors Sir Alec Guinness, Alec Baldwin; US Secretary of State Alexander Haig; Soviet writer and dissident Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn; writer Alexandre Dumas. Alessandro Mussolini: blacksmith, anarchist, and activist.

Now what kind of coincidence do we have here? I think not. Destiny!
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« Reply #287 on: May 24, 2008, 07:47:33 AM »

Interesting... one linguist claims that the oldest form of the name Alexander is Aleksandu and means something along the lines of "sent by god"  Cheesy
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« Reply #288 on: May 27, 2008, 08:52:36 PM »

"My goal is not to pile up federal reserve notes that are depreciating"

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« Reply #289 on: June 02, 2008, 09:52:40 PM »

Friday, when Alex interviewed Jeffrey McKay (the enviro-cop, or whatever he was) he said, and I'm paraphrasing here to best of my memory....

"But it's ok in San Francisco to dress up like a woman with your johnson dragging on the ground."

 Grin Cheesy
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« Reply #290 on: June 02, 2008, 10:54:24 PM »

A couple days ago he said something like this around 28 minutes in:

"Wow...I was shouting so loud I just spit up blood!"
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« Reply #291 on: June 03, 2008, 07:34:01 AM »

Last week:

"Ughhhhh...I'm in full rant mode today."


Yesterday, while introducing Dr. Carbon Credit:

"...it's a tax when you go over your credits, but if you have them under I guess you can sell them back.

I guess if you live in a loin cloth, on the back forty."

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy  TOO FUNNY!!  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #292 on: June 03, 2008, 11:02:35 PM »

Yesterday, while introducing Dr. Carbon Credit:

"...it's a tax when you go over your credits, but if you have them under I guess you can sell them back.

I guess if you live in a loin cloth, on the back forty."

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy  TOO FUNNY!!  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

As that interview wore on, I could sense that Alex would not be able to contain himself any longer before mocking him in a phony English accent.  Sure enough, he did it a couple of times.  Grin

"Oh, we all need to Shaaaaaare."
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« Reply #293 on: June 03, 2008, 11:19:12 PM »

"We can't buy your lies anymore, it gets us KILLED!"
"Will Britannia hold FAST against the burning Jeep?"
"..running around, foaming at the mouth..""
"They're playing 3-dimensional chess,and you can't even play CHECKERS!"
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« Reply #294 on: June 04, 2008, 12:51:58 AM »

Too bad you only can quote what someone said and not how someone said it. The way he said "Will Britannia hold FAST against the burning Jeep?!" had me rollin on the floor.
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« Reply #295 on: June 04, 2008, 08:02:53 AM »

Too bad you only can quote what someone said and not how someone said it. The way he said "Will Britannia hold FAST against the burning Jeep?!" had me rollin on the floor.
me too.lol
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« Reply #296 on: June 04, 2008, 05:52:48 PM »

On the Monday show, Alex was talking to a professor who was shilling out to the global warming movement by introducing the idea of a carbon tax on human activity. It was kinda funny, while the shill was going on about how wonderful energy rationing is, Alex kept interjecting:

"We will defeat you"

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« Reply #297 on: June 05, 2008, 02:35:44 PM »

"mass psychopathic evil where compartmentalized minions pull the levers of doom only because they are ordered to keep their petty power as they destroy their own future"
- Re: The NYS Vaccine Law that god forbid passes
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« Reply #298 on: June 06, 2008, 01:19:18 AM »

this was on coast to coast last night when describing the fire alarm stunt

"these bastards have done this!!!"
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« Reply #299 on: June 09, 2008, 12:25:12 AM »

Talking about the moneybomb and how folks didn't want him to do it:

"You're not allowed to have money to make a film! You're not allowed to sell a film! You have to do your radio show with a tin can and a string... from a ditch."

And on Jason Bermas' apartment:

"I know there are folks from Alabama or Mississippi listening thinking $275 a month will get you a nice place-- No, brother. In Austin? There's cockroaches the size of alligators."
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« Reply #300 on: June 10, 2008, 08:23:49 AM »

Jim Tucker dropped a "funny bomb"...

Jim mentions that Wal-Mart is putting RFID in underwear to track people...He then lists some of the ways that RFID will be sold as a good idea, to the public.

Alex says, "Jim I want to be clear, they were saying all of this and they were talking about implanted chips...or are they just talking about in our clothing?"

Jim replies...

"Uh, implanted chips, because you may change underwear."

I nearly choked...glad I wasn't taking a drink.  Cheesy
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« Reply #301 on: June 10, 2008, 01:16:33 PM »





Alex and the Infowarriors...Chasing Bilderberg.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpZ6b1myvAw&feature=related

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« Reply #302 on: June 11, 2008, 05:13:42 PM »

"Its like being given a choice between two piles of horse manure, now, do you want the dried up old manure, or the fresh manure thats still wet?" Alex Jones on the 2008 election
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« Reply #303 on: June 15, 2008, 06:05:32 PM »

On Sunday's show (June 15th), during the Mark Dice segment, a great quote that everyone should think about:

"The government is afraid of people being active."

Amen brother.
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« Reply #304 on: June 15, 2008, 06:56:02 PM »

"Its like being given a choice between two piles of horse manure, now, do you want the dried up old manure, or the fresh manure thats still wet?" Alex Jones on the 2008 election
The fresh has more pungent flavor and smell...

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« Reply #305 on: June 15, 2008, 10:01:03 PM »

Check this out "turd in a bunch bowl"
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« Reply #306 on: June 16, 2008, 08:36:13 AM »

Sunday show with Mark Dice...

"America is about having the right to sit down and shut up and have a tazer crammed down your throat."


Classic...
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« Reply #307 on: June 16, 2008, 02:31:56 PM »

Check this out "turd in a bunch bowl"
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That interview with Jon Ronson is years old. If he still thinks Icke is a con-man or disinfo agent its because his own ego doesn't like the idea of anyone in the truth movement being as big as he is.
I'd personally like to think he's cooled off from that viewpoint but if he hasn't it's one area that I (and many others) have to agree to disagree with him on.
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« Reply #308 on: June 25, 2008, 06:47:22 PM »

"You're going to live under their black sunshine.You're going to live in a world they see as a paradise - a hellraiser hell. They're going to show you beauty in their eyes.

You think evil and skulls and death are cute?

They're going to make you drink out of black cups of filth, if they have their way, until you vomit up your very soul.

I can look in their eyes - the demonic gleam. They are seething with Luciferian power.

Oh you think I'm crazy? All the master masons, they worship Albert Pike. He is their top guy - ...worships Lucifer, said God is Lucifer."

(Around the nine minute mark on the June 25th commercial-free show)
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« Reply #309 on: June 26, 2008, 10:33:14 PM »

"It's all worthless...the school's just teaching you how to not think, suck prozac and drink fluoride."

(34 minutes in on the June 26th commercial-free show)
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« Reply #310 on: June 29, 2008, 03:29:37 PM »

"John McCain, that albino gerbil"

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« Reply #311 on: June 29, 2008, 09:00:33 PM »

"The public is getting more and more crass, myself included...we're becoming more and more ogre-like."

(10 minutes into the second hour of the June 27th commercial-free show)
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« Reply #312 on: June 30, 2008, 10:17:20 AM »

"There about 20% of americans, that if the government told them that horse droppings are whipped chocolate pie, they would gobble it up and love it then call us conspiracy theorists while they spray some whip cream on top of it."


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« Reply #313 on: June 30, 2008, 04:40:49 PM »

"...but, but, but,....."
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« Reply #314 on: June 30, 2008, 08:19:55 PM »

There will be many more like him, once we support him to get this new cable network off the ground.
I hope Bermas considers it, he's done a more than fair job filling in for alex and def has his own style.
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« Reply #315 on: July 02, 2008, 03:37:01 PM »

I was watching America Destroyed By Design (AJ's first film) the other day....

During the segment where he's talking about the Presidio in San Francisco, it shows people playing on the beach with their dogs, and Alex says:

"The people enjoying themselves in this area are completely unaware of the loving, smiley-faced tyranny growing right in their bosom."

I could not stop laughing.
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« Reply #316 on: July 07, 2008, 02:25:45 PM »

In the first hour today, referring to the good ol' boys clammering for nuking Iran for its oil;

"Jumping around like some lobotomized ne'er-do-well monkey on pcp".

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« Reply #317 on: July 07, 2008, 08:35:01 PM »

Gotta admit his lobotomized monkeys one is a winner that I'll likely repeat. Cheesy
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« Reply #318 on: July 07, 2008, 09:07:07 PM »

im surprised there arent more AJ soundboards
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« Reply #319 on: July 12, 2008, 04:28:11 PM »

Alex Jones: "Quite frankly, I don't like people"
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