BEST ALEX JONES QUOTES!!

[IVXX]

"People you want to see evil? Evil doesn't even know it's evil"

~ Alex talking to Jeff from Penn CPS

[poke_sally]

A few weeks ago Alex had a saying that I am desperate to hear again... anyone know it?  What he said was a direct result of a caller trying to teach others truth but they started way to high. The quote was something about our government being hijacked.

[Rock]

"I learned early on.....that if you come in contact with a bully (and you will) you must deal with them right there, immediately!"

"I hate bullies and thugs.....................ewwwwwwwww ahhhhhhh..............they may start it, but I will finish it!

[roonster]

talking about our beloved gordon brown...    "He looks like a great white shark...those dead eyes"
and the all time classic!!....talking about bee colonly collapse... " its its....(very loudly)ITS KILLING THE BEES!!!"
his rothschild interview was littered with great ones..lol...
ALEX KEEP IT UP YOUR THE GLUE BINDING THIS US TOGETHER.

[cinsana88]

"the answer to 1984 is 1776"

"They are your sworn enemy"

"the answer to 1984 is 1776"

that is the quote that will should be remembered IMO.  when are children and grandchildren are going to school it will be written in every government class.

granted people would have to remember what the book is.

[Femacamper]

MAYDAY! MAYDAY!! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!!

[freethought]

appara-cha! my uncle keeps saying that isn't a word, I don't care, I just invented it.
 

[Femacamper]

You mean:

ap·pa·rat·us·es

[HighSea]

(May 4, 2007) "'On behalf of the people of the United Kingdom, MY SLAVES, I extend my deepest sympathies at the time of such grief and sorrow.' That's a quote from her minus the slave part...Instead we have a population of ninnying, cowardly scum who love these people, they're your enemy, your sworn enemy!"

I hate the royal family with pleasure, good stuff AJ.

(Aug 10, 2007) "...and then we'll have to see all the know it all class at the gym or at church, you know who I'm talking about, babbling in in in you know in the good old boy round circle you know all repeating what they all read in the Wall Street Journal to each other like they're real smart...oh it's so sick...and I literally just want to walk up and start knocking their teeth out 'Oh you think you're a tough guy and real smart, got the clean cut haircut and the fancy suit and you drive around and you like the war...here, you like this? Gnnn! There goes your teeths in your throat! Because you people wouldn't wake when we could have averted this! You people had to let 'em bring this country down, you pieces of filth! Oooo I'd like to get my hands around your necks! *groan* Hold on, I'm not going to get mad. THEY'RE KILLING THE COUNTRY RIGHT IN FRONT OF US AND THEY THINK ITS FUNNY! And these centcom punks running around on the internet deleting our information and lying about us and, it's always the same mantras about tinfoil hats and how we support the Muslim extremists, I'm not the one who blocked the lawsuit against the Saudis for the 911 victims you scumbag centcom traitors listening right now, ooooh I hate you you un-american scum of hell! *breathing hard* and let me tell you when we take this country back you're all going to be arrested, you think you're gonna take our guns and push us around you maggot eating scum? We're going to *grits teeth* rise up and get our hands around your throat! I'm tired of the NWO running roughshod over us and I'm tired of an army of waddling fake Christians that back 'em up, I'm sick of it!! Alright, alright I'm getting particularly angry today, it's just they'll jack the market up and they'll be a bunch of ninnying for a few weeks or months and it'll go back down again and they'll just continue to suck off everybody and you'll just continue to love it and thank them oh thank you for all the horrible things you do and Dyne Corp and Halliburton will continue to run their abominable operations in front of everyone and the war will continue to drag on forever and millions of abortions and fat preachers up there on TV openly spouting all sorts of occult garbage on people and they'll just supping it up and all the mindless little weak-kneed church ladies who love evil and don't even know it when they see it...*big sigh* you're gonna have to lose everything you've got, you're gonna have to be in work camps until you remember, and then most of you won't even then, you'll tattle on eachother and scrimp and do whatever they tell you just to get by. A lot of you are gonna love camp life, it's the exact type of place scum like you wanna be, because your parents were cowards and scum and their parents were cowards and scum...you're the scum of scum! We'll be right back..."

Man, I love that segment!

(Sept 28, 2006) "*woman voice giggling*...I mean what on earth? Women, what's wrong with you, you're supposed to get wrinkles, you're supposed to get old, you're supposed to have grandchildren, they're supposed to love you. So what if you got wrinkles, my gosh you would not have wrinkles at the expense of dead babies?! What is wrong with you?! Wrinkles are part of life! *long pause* What is your major malfunction?!...Let me tell you something you trash sucking yuppies, all of ya, all over Europe, all over the US, let me tell you something, you're gonna lose your pension funds, you're gonna lose your bank accounts, and most of you will suck boots..."

This was an awesome segment AJ. I'll post a few more later...

[freethought]

Yes I omitted the inverted commas.

Alex "appara-cha! my uncle keeps saying that isn't a word, I don't care, I just invented it."

The quotes I mentioned were the funny ones from Alex. Or course I don't want to  make light of what he is saying. I think the stuff he says is pure genius, naturally Alex knows it would make for pretty grim listening just telling it like it is so he throws in the odd gem like the quote above just to sweeten the pill.


 

[HighSea]

"...but but but..." when Alex is compressing as much info into his sentence as possible!

[Dig]

(Sept 28, 2006) "*woman voice giggling*...I mean what on earth? Women, what's wrong with you, you're supposed to get wrinkles, you're supposed to get old, you're supposed to have grandchildren, they're supposed to love you. So what if you got wrinkles, my gosh you would not have wrinkles at the expense of dead babies?! What is wrong with you?! Wrinkles are part of life! *long pause* What is your major malfunction?!...Let me tell you something you trash sucking yuppies, all of ya, all over Europe, all over the US, let me tell you something, you're gonna lose your pension funds, you're gonna lose your bank accounts, and most of you will suck boots..."

This was an awesome segment AJ. I'll post a few more later...

keep em coming!

[Femacamper]

He made an awesome rant the other day. Very emotional. Except it's not funny, it's actually very emotionally disturbing. Alex Jones has the ability to hit the right chords on the heartstrings of patriots.

[tehowe]

Would an Alex Jones Show drinking game be wildly inappropriate? 

[Femacamper]

LOL...

[ELIJAH STAPP]

Here is my personal favorite Alex Jones piece.... It's Alex vs the "Million Mom March" against guns.  There are too many Jewels in this to break down into individual quotes..... GET A BOX OF TISSUES READY, BECAUSE YOU WILL LAUGH UNTIL YOU CRY!!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3613002972379989761&q=ALEX+JONES+SECOND+AMENDMENT&total=8&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

[ELIJAH STAPP]

Here is my personal favorite Alex Jones piece.... It's Alex vs the "Million Mom March" against guns.  There are too many Jewels in this to break down into individual quotes..... GET A BOX OF TISSUES READY, BECAUSE YOU WILL LAUGH UNTIL YOU CRY!!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3613002972379989761&q=ALEX+JONES+SECOND+AMENDMENT&total=8&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

THE BULLHORNING BEGINS AT AROUND 19:30   

***WARNING***  WILL CAUSE EXTREME LAUGHTER!!!

[Azariah]

never saw this one before...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4911821947625166122

...i just want to eat cheeseburgers and be an idiot.

[Chocolaty]

I just created a video for this thread, uploaded it to youtube. It took me a while to find the first rant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiIoFJ5KDjs

... and now all crime under section 802 is terror. With 25 year old case officers getting their hands on you, getting the power drills out, getting the pliers out, ripping some teeth out, drilling some knee caps, raping some people, getting some acid, getting some waterboarding going. They always wanted to be psychopathic killers, they played video games the last 10 years ripping guts out, torturing, raping prostitutes in grand theft auto for bonus cash...

...it's now here, it's now rising against you, armies of young scum... hordes of power tripping scum everywhere ruling over us

[Femacamper]

Alex's facial expressions in that cheeseburger video are priceless...

[Me]

 
Alex Jones "Football games & Suckin' our thumbs":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KwU30VNi_0

[ManMs0808]

          " I want all of you good guys to live to fight another day"!

[ManMs0808]

         " We are SICK OF IT, and NOT going to play games ANYMORE!"

[whatistruth]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=584420301149265929


alex jones 'tries' stand up comedy. 

[Dig]

Here is my personal favorite Alex Jones piece.... It's Alex vs the "Million Mom March" against guns.  There are too many Jewels in this to break down into individual quotes..... GET A BOX OF TISSUES READY, BECAUSE YOU WILL LAUGH UNTIL YOU CRY!!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3613002972379989761&q=ALEX+JONES+SECOND+AMENDMENT&total=8&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

This is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dig]

"Money means nothing to me.  It is fuel in my X-Wing in my fight against the New World Order" - 5 minutes ago

[37]

Beat me to it, Sane... That's a classic!!

[Dig]

"You can use this poll guys, give it to your flying saucer group or whatever." - 2 minutes ago

[37]

"Attack Pattern Delta"...He's on a roll today

[whatistruth]

"And by conservative I mean the type that come home and check under their bed for al quida every night."

[Femacamper]

"Alright, I'm gonna try and calm myself down for the next 15 minutes."

"I'm gonna shut up now."

"I'll settle down now."

(I love it when Alex gets agitated...)

[37]

"She's IT, man, they're putting her in as their War Maiden!"
He said that today...about Hillary, of course.

Another from yesterday was:
"I want you to take this and blast it to the four corners of the Earth!"
Today he had a different variation: "Blast it to the four winds!"

Crom laughs at your four winds.   -Conan

[Azariah]

Alex has been money lately. 

[tehowe]

Two words: 'festering scrofula'.

[Aim_High]

"Launch, Luke, LAUNCH! LAUNCH! LAUNCH!"

"There goes the probe... and what a probe he is."

[Alex said this after deploying Luke Rudowski to the Browns'.]

[Aim_High]

"It is a fulcrum, a fount, an armory... a- a- a- an arsenal against the New World Order."

[Alex, describing PrisonPlanet.tv membership.]

[Femacamper]

LOL Todd, I had to look that one up.
Festering Scrofula...

[tehowe]

Interesting that it would be called the Kings Evil!

Wikipedia: (I know, I know, second source this)

Scrofula is the term used for tuberculosis of the neck, or, more precisely, a cervical tuberculous lymphadenopathy. Scrofula is usually a result of an infection in the lymph nodes, known as lymphadenitis and is most often observed in immunocompromised patients (about 50% of cervical tuberculous lymphadenopathy). About 95% of the scrofula cases in adults are caused by Mycobacterium tuberculosis, but only 8% in children. The rest are caused by atypical mycobacterium (Mycobacterium scrofulaceum) or nontuberculous mycobacterium (NTM). With the stark decrease of tuberculosis in the second half of the 20th century, scrofula became a very rare disease. With the appearance of AIDS, however, it has shown a resurgence, and presently affects about 5% of severely immunocompromised patients.[citation needed]

...In the Middle Ages it was believed that "royal touch", the touch of the sovereign of England or France, could cure the disease. Scrofula was therefore also known as the King's Evil. The kings were thought to have received this power from descent from Edward the Confessor, who, according to some legends, received it from Saint Remigius. From 1633, the Book of Common Prayer of the Anglican Church contained a ceremony for this, and it was traditional for the monarch (king or queen) to present to the touched person a coin — usually an Angel, a gold coin the value of which varied from about 6 shillings to about 10 shillings. King Henry IV of France is reported as often touching and healing as many as 1,500 individuals at a time.

I wonder if you could make the logical leap that the big boss family has always had some knowledge of the spread of disease as a way to control its subjects? Through the money possibly? Isn't there a cultural meme that's been around for a while about money being dirty?

Thinking back to those days, wasn't the Scottish Conquest the tale of the NAU played out some 350 years ago....?

"[Cromwell invades Scotland for electing a Constitutional monarch.] Within a year Scotland was conquered, its parliament was abolished and the Scots were forced into an incorporating union with England. Scotland became an occupied country with Cromwellian citadels imposed on Ayr, Leith, Perth, Inverness and Inverlochy. It was the first time in history that the nation of Scotland had been conquered.

The situation wasn't to last. The Parliamentary Union of 1652 and the birth of Commonwealth of Scotland, England and Ireland brought an uneasy peace which people accepted for purely practical reasons. However, when Cromwell died and the republic fell apart, few in Scotland opposed the Restoration of Charles II."

Wonder what they used for the shock, what Tavistock's Kurt Lewin called the 'unfreezing', back then? Oh, the assassination of a popular political leader by beheading. Plus ca change, plus ca la meme chose. Maybe I should switch back to the Ourobouros pic.
 

[Azariah]

"...if you want Hillary Clinton in, don't vote for Ron Paul, don't become a delegate, don't donate money. If you want Hillary Clinton in office, it's very simple, don't support Ron Paul. it's simple. Ron Paul or Hillary Clinton. You deciede. We'll be right back."

[tehowe]

"Lenin enjoyed killing bunnies" - Texe Marrs