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« Reply #120 on: December 12, 2007, 07:15:14 PM »


Alex Jones talking about Christmas gift ideas...

"Should you give them a Loose Change Final Cut, or should you give them a bottle of wine... that will get them a DWI"
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« Reply #121 on: December 14, 2007, 12:56:29 AM »

"They lie, lie, lie, lie, lie!!!"
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« Reply #122 on: December 14, 2007, 05:41:57 AM »

"... and after they'll nuke a city they are going to be heroes on television. Your neighbors will tear you apart if you don't submit."
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« Reply #123 on: December 14, 2007, 07:12:13 AM »

AJ doing the "dumb-people-voice":

"...duh...can i have some cheeeeese on that bilberburger...hum?"  Cheesy Cheesy



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« Reply #124 on: December 18, 2007, 11:48:36 AM »

"You rednecks can't find Iraq on a map...."

"turn 'em into a glass parkin' lot"
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« Reply #125 on: December 18, 2007, 02:31:46 PM »

"Some people spend all their time trying to convince one or two people they know and make it into an argument all the time. Don't be like that, be like a Forest Ranger, going up to people and saying, 'Hey - there was a couple had to climb a tree because they saw a bear, you may not want to camp here tonight.' "

Go Truth Rangers!
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« Reply #126 on: December 18, 2007, 05:25:13 PM »

The new world order is best described as vampires, now before the new york times misquotes me and says i believe in vampires, i mean they dont have fangs that come out at night, and they dont turn into bats and flap around, and...well at skull and bones they do sleep in coffins.
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« Reply #127 on: December 19, 2007, 11:30:39 AM »

"Ninnying Co-Intel Mocking Birds"    Grin
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« Reply #128 on: December 19, 2007, 03:54:37 PM »

TAIL GUNNER, FIRE OFF!!!  Cheesy
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« Reply #129 on: December 20, 2007, 12:46:35 PM »

You are for _________, you must be with Al-Qaeda
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« Reply #130 on: December 24, 2007, 03:04:28 PM »

"Thanxs to our Gracious Emperor"
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« Reply #131 on: December 25, 2007, 01:51:10 PM »

I can't remember the exact quote, but I like it when AJ addresses the younger audience.

Something along the lines of, "The government ships in the narcotics... stay off their drugs, stay out of their jail system."
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« Reply #132 on: December 29, 2007, 11:46:09 AM »

"I can stand before my Creator and know I've been telling the truth. Do you think it's FUN to know the government is a bunch of murderers? Do you think it's FUN to know people hate me and want to kill me?"
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« Reply #133 on: December 29, 2007, 11:49:21 AM »

"The New World Order will chew you up and spit you out. You are nothing to them BOY!"
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« Reply #134 on: December 29, 2007, 12:28:46 PM »

I love this thread!  Grin
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« Reply #135 on: December 29, 2007, 02:34:02 PM »

AJ doing the elitist:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjk2f19qODo

funny, but true.

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AJ - "Type into google":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsQz2wuqoZQ
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« Reply #136 on: January 02, 2008, 04:31:03 PM »

"Use their chains and slap the NWO right up side the HEAD!" - Alex


Patriot X  Cheesy
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« Reply #137 on: January 02, 2008, 05:42:19 PM »

New Years Day Minute 3:

We don't screen your calls. 
In fact, some people call in and say, 'Well, I don't want to tell you my name.' 
Well, make one up. 
Call yourself Tex, or
Call yourself Billy Bob
Call yourself Wilbur
Call yourself Spiderman
WE DON'T CARE, Ladies and Gentlemen. 
You can claim you are calling in from the Twelfth Dimension or Timbuktu or the Fourteenth Century...
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« Reply #138 on: January 02, 2008, 08:51:33 PM »

"In my wild waving of arms, I just knocked all the notes off......AAARGHHHH"

"You bet I am a maniac!  That is what built this country, that is what built OUR civilization!  That's what it is all about!!  That's what reality is.  Psyches and intellects and souls on FIRE!!.... GUSTO.  LIFE BEING ENJOYED TO IT'S FULLEST!  THANKING EVERY,.... THANKING  GOD FOR EVERYTHING!  The light pouring through the windows, the trees, the birds, the sky, the grass....  Everything is just a -aa magical moment all around you, and you're BORED!?"  - 

Alex


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« Reply #139 on: January 02, 2008, 11:12:34 PM »

"God HELP us all!!!!"
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« Reply #140 on: January 03, 2008, 08:46:47 AM »

"Like two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner"

perhaps my favorite analogy.

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« Reply #141 on: January 03, 2008, 08:41:38 PM »

Commit today...to stop being weak...commit today to have real strength! commit today to whatever sacrifice is needed so that the weak, the women and children, the old, and the crippled, be protected, that is the first rule of being a human!!!

AMEN TO THAT!!!
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« Reply #142 on: January 05, 2008, 07:43:26 PM »

"Sit down, shut up and take your vaccines!"
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« Reply #143 on: January 08, 2008, 12:23:10 AM »

love it when callers call in and he just tells them it doesnt exist, and for a second they kinda pause like they think he's serious.

ive even heard people taking clips of alex saying stuff doesnt exist sarcastically and claiming he was serious then putting in another clip where he is being serious and going "LOOK HE CONTRADICTS HIMSELF!LOLZ".
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« Reply #144 on: January 08, 2008, 01:00:38 AM »

"retransmission starts now!!!!"

love how he mentions in his last seconds the retransmission.
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« Reply #145 on: January 08, 2008, 11:32:04 AM »

Mercury: "The heavy metal gift that keeps on giving"

Awesome quote.
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« Reply #146 on: January 09, 2008, 12:08:58 PM »

I'm not risking my life to play TIDDLEWINKS!!!!
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« Reply #147 on: January 10, 2008, 12:42:54 PM »

"I'll see you and the monkey in a moment..."

ROFL!
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« Reply #148 on: January 10, 2008, 01:34:23 PM »

It is something to this effect, but I am not completely sure.

"When your house is burning down, I don't have time to argue with you whether or not it is burning down." 
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« Reply #149 on: January 12, 2008, 04:23:02 AM »

I heard these two a week or so ago:

Talking about the joy of every day:

"Everything in me wants life, green fields, and happiness running over."

Regarding the New World Order:

"If we're gonna go down, we're gonna go down fighting 100,000%."
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« Reply #150 on: January 12, 2008, 09:31:38 AM »

"Mercury in vaccines is good for you, its nu tri shion al."
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« Reply #151 on: January 12, 2008, 10:17:49 AM »

Alex Jones Rant AWESOME!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acPoAQOYzcQ

I love it!
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« Reply #152 on: January 12, 2008, 10:26:31 AM »



  Great clip!  I don't Alex was at maximum rant but at least 90%. 
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« Reply #153 on: January 12, 2008, 11:46:11 AM »

I like...
"Enough with the analogies... I'm out of control!"
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« Reply #154 on: January 12, 2008, 12:01:38 PM »

"*frustrated sigh*  NOw, I got grannies and a monkey comin into my studio...Im livin in the twilight zone  Roll Eyes"

lol Cheesy
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« Reply #155 on: January 13, 2008, 03:07:10 AM »

it makes me grin cause i can hear his voice rining through my head with these quotes....
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« Reply #156 on: January 13, 2008, 12:47:57 PM »

"YUPPIE SCUM!"
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« Reply #157 on: January 13, 2008, 01:14:22 PM »

I like the way Alex sometimes sings along with the tracks that start off each segment of the show.

the other day he changed the words of "every breath you take" to "every election you fake"....  Wink
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« Reply #158 on: January 13, 2008, 01:38:12 PM »

I like the way Alex sometimes sings along with the tracks that start off each segment of the show.

the other day he changed the words of "every breath you take" to "every election you fake"....  Wink

lmao that alwyas brightens up my mood  Cool  .."ooooOOH BOOMBAPBA-BOOM...!  oh man I just dessecrateed that song, Jimmy Vaughan would kill me..actually hes probably listening to the show right now hahahha"  (roughly)
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« Reply #159 on: January 13, 2008, 09:38:10 PM »

Still my Favorite:

"It's a sure thing that you are living in an empire when the Emperor's retarded son becomes the new Emperor."

LMAO, now that is a jewel of a quote there!
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