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Take the Dantes inferno test here and tell us where in hell you will be: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mvI'm going to level 2 apparently. you're going to end up there even if you enjoy a good meal, are overweight, if you've ever felt depressed or even of you have ever found a member of the opposite sex attractive. We're all going down. |
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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2007, 01:14:15 PM » |
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Well it is comical, but on a serious note, I dont think god would care about those things, as long as you didnt go around pushing for more genocidal madness. Like some people on earth. I agree things in our existence aren't good for us, Im just saying that an all knowing God wouldnt judge us based solely on that criteria. But be honest, and a good example and be happy. Maybe God will let you in.
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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2007, 01:23:15 PM » |
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I just did the test as george bush. I had to be fair when taking the test and answer questions such as having sex with members of the same sex as NO. Because I don't know if he has. He's only going to level 4  |
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Ive had enough of reading things by neurotic,
psychotic, pigheaded politicians, all I want is the truth, just gimme some truth.
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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2007, 01:29:59 PM » |
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Second Level of Hell You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. Here is how you matched up against all the levels: (Click on a level for more info) Level Who are sent there? Score Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low Level 2 Lustful Very High Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High Level 7 Violent High Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low Doesn't sound too bad..  |
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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2007, 01:33:03 PM » |
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its all relative, no man can tell you where your headed. if someone is evil we want a hell to exist so the person would be punished. but nonetheless there is no way to know for sure what happens after death until we reach that stage.
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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2007, 01:36:19 PM » |
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the poll was all just for fun imo.. not to take serious in anyway..  |
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« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2007, 01:43:38 PM » |
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ooooh
I made level 5, well my score is quite high and I am proud of it.
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« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2007, 01:50:04 PM » |
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Congrats Biggs  Zlater, see you there, we'll buy cleopatra a drink. |
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Ive had enough of reading things by neurotic,
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« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2007, 01:53:42 PM » |
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I remember I got quite a high score on the "personality test" that went round an office I worked in a number of years ago.
Now I can add the fifth circle of hell to that claim.
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« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2007, 02:01:13 PM » |
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Purgatory apparently.
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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2007, 02:55:10 PM » |
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Congrats Biggs Zlater, see you there, we'll buy cleopatra a drink. You buy cleo some i'll take care of helen, deal?  might turn into some "very high" "lustfulness" later.. |
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« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2007, 03:44:59 PM » |
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zlater - deal |
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Ive had enough of reading things by neurotic,
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« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2007, 07:39:07 PM » |
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Level 2, Not that bad! HAHAHA
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When only cops have guns, it's called a "police state". - Claire Wolfe
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« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2007, 07:44:04 PM » |
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Level 1. Limbo, for the virtuous nonbelievers. I get to spend eternity with Aristotle. Sweet!!
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« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2009, 04:08:13 PM » |
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6 or 7
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Who's more foolish the fool, or the fool who follows him - Obi Wan Kenobi
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« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2009, 04:20:21 PM » |
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I apprently win, 8th level of hell.
I'll add to it by saying: "f**k this test"
Maybe that'll put me in there with Satan.
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« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2009, 04:28:33 PM » |
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I got level 2 as well.... from the description this level kinda sounds like giving up smoking again. Oh the horror.... .
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
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A coward is much more exposed to quarrels than a man of spirit.
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« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2009, 09:51:39 AM » |
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My after-life I suppose will be determined here while I live and so though hell is not a place I aspire to, if I should end up there my place and level will be of my own making, for now I will attempt to do what I must to defeat the NWO and should my actions cause me more suffering in the after-life yet save some here from that same possible outcome I will accept it, though probably not embrace it throughout eternity.
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« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2009, 10:00:15 AM » |
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I just did the test as george bush. I had to be fair when taking the test and answer questions such as having sex with members of the same sex as NO. Because I don't know if he has. He's only going to level 4 That would be "yes" - he is skull and bones; it's part of the initiation. |
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"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself."
~ Thomas Paine, A Dissertation on the First Principles of Government, 1795
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« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2009, 11:08:57 AM » |
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Oh, laughing. Level 7.
Some of you are saints, eh?
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« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2009, 03:16:45 PM » |
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wow, I made level 9 not a bad days work if I do say so myself, ROFL |
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« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2009, 04:00:49 PM » |
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wow, I made level 9 not a bad days work if I do say so myself, ROFL Damn you beat me... |
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« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2009, 03:49:11 PM » |
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Damn you beat me...
well there are winners and losers in life,  |
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« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2009, 01:24:54 AM » |
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Well it is comical, but on a serious note, I dont think god would care about those things, as long as you didnt go around pushing for more genocidal madness. Like some people on earth. I agree things in our existence aren't good for us, Im just saying that an all knowing God wouldnt judge us based solely on that criteria. But be honest, and a good example and be happy. Maybe God will let you in.
if God is this great being that people say he is, then hes going to be forgiving. i think that he will let you explain yourself for some of the things you have done in your life, if not, thats pretty f**ked up |
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« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2009, 01:28:55 AM » |
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if God is this great being that people say he is, then hes going to be forgiving. i think that he will let you explain yourself for some of the things you have done in your life, if not, thats pretty f**ked up
Forgiving as in... "I was wrong, sorry." "Ok I forgive you." Not. "I was wrong, and I'm not repenting." "Okay... well it's alright I didn't really care anyway." I fail to see how it's 'pretty f**ked up' given that in Christianity God is the creator of... everything. Gratitude and praise is what ought to be coming out of Christians, not excuses for why they did this or that against God's rules. Speaking from a 3rd party perspective, if you didn't notice. |
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« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2009, 02:04:51 AM » |
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There is no such thing as a Hell nor a false Hell-God named "Satan" - Christianity is a monotheistic faith. Moreover it is against the FIRST COMMANDMENT to believe in any false "official bible-book idol" or any false deity other that the Unity of All Loveliness and All Belovedness Itself! (The All Itself or the I Shall Be that I Shall Be / I Am that I Am!) The All Itself is the loving attractive creative constructing gravitational container of the Universe, the designers of All things and beings, the fountainhead of all loving souls, and the eternal repose of the same in their joyous reunion with Them after this lower "physical" existence ends -IF- and only if that precious gift of loving charity that is one's soul has been nurtured and preserved by following the examples of Our Savior's teachings. Read John the Baptist's careful and wise parable of the winnowing of the "good fruit" of the wheat from the empty chaff, and the "gathering" of those good fruits into the divine "garner", while the rest is decomposed and burnt as consumable waste-fuel in the "fires" of decay thereafter! This meant that those who are selfish, uncharitable, evil or greedy obeying only their lower hateful, fearful reptilian brains are stricken from the book of life and their existence totally ceases having no added love in their souls to return to All Loves Themselves AS! The Bearded old male-god-critter living in a noble sadomasochistic torture palace in the clouds and his biatch=god named Satan two false gods were first created as a Hegellian Control Dialectic by the Egyptians with their Horace and Set Myth which was stolen by the hateful selfish Corporate-Leviticans after the Jews fled Egypt and revived by the hateful Constantinian fascists when they hijacked Christianity in 400 AD The criminal fascist Roman Emperor Constantine murdered three Bishops at Nicaea to have this sacred gospel of Our Savior deleted from the records but thankfully it survived in several Coptic and Greek fragments nonetheless, because the truth always rises again! http://www.piar.hu/councils/ecum01.htm (murder confession halfway down) http://www.murple.net/thomas/thomas_comment.htmlhttp://www.murple.net/thomas/thomas_coptic.htmlhttp://www.murple.net/thomas/thomas_greek.html These current translations are lamentably biased and yet still very poorly translated but the gist of Our Savior's true detailed teachings (not lame parables, but actual instructions pursuant to the 2 Master Commandments of the Sermon on the Mount) are truly eye-opening and the most important writings in any truly Christian philosophical heritage. To die loveless and thereby become inert, consumable, repulsive and thus a destructed nonexistence is "hell". The inevitable total decay of a wasted gift of loving charity given us all and each from, by and of Our Creators is the never ending eternal fire that recycles selfish, repulsive, destructive evil into charitable, attractive, constructive good! |
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« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2009, 08:15:37 AM » |
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Forgiving as in... "I was wrong, sorry." "Ok I forgive you."
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"I was wrong, and I'm not repenting." "Okay... well it's alright I didn't really care anyway."
I fail to see how it's 'pretty f**ked up' given that in Christianity God is the creator of... everything. Gratitude and praise is what ought to be coming out of Christians, not excuses for why they did this or that against God's rules.
Speaking from a 3rd party perspective, if you didn't notice.
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« Reply #27 on: September 09, 2009, 09:45:05 AM » |
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just took it for Cheney, I think they made a new level ten for him...lol
really he got a level 9
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My freedom is more important than your good idea.
When only cops have guns, it's called a "police state". - Claire Wolfe
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« Reply #28 on: September 09, 2009, 12:42:33 PM » |
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you obviously have taken what i said and put your own little cute spin to it
Obvious? Obvious how? |
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