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Author Topic: Alex the chupacabra may even be real  (Read 946 times)
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« on: September 02, 2009, 08:24:12 PM »

The Chupacabra Caught?

It really does exist! Maybe! The famed chupacabra has apparently been found, and it's a Texan.

Or at least it was. The beast is now dead, but news of its capture near Blanco, Texas, inspired Bigfoot-sized searches. Lookups on "chupacabra" surged a whopping 571%, and related queries on "what does chupacabra mean" also roared. (For the record, its rough translation is "goat sucker.") The find also inspired renewed interest in the equally notorious Montauk Monster.

Jerry Ayer, owner of Blanco Taxidermy School, has possession of the mythical beast's body. According to CNN, the animal was discovered by one of Ayer's students. The student had "placed poison...to catch an unidentified animal that had gotten into a family member's barn." Little did the student know the animal in question was (maybe) the chupacabra.

In the video from CNN (which is pretty gross, so beware), Ayer shows off some of the unusual features of the animal, including abnormally long legs and teeth. It looks a bit like the world's ugliest (and meanest) dog.

Of course, this is hardly the first time someone has claimed to have captured the chupacabra. In years past, brave souls have spotted it in places ranging from Russia to Maine to the Philippines. Often the animal is spotted by folks who conveniently forget to snap a photo.

Not so this time. Ayer says he plans to preserve the animal and then donate it to a local museum so it can be enjoyed by others. As the taxidermist puts it, the beast is "a tremendous conversation piece." Sort of like the Mona Lisa or a really stellar collection of garden gnomes.

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« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2009, 08:26:15 PM »

It looks like an ugly dog to me.
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« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2009, 08:26:28 PM »

"I don't talk about Chupacabras or Space Aliens, only things I can prove."

If it 'may be real' then so far as it stands it can't be proved.
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« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2009, 08:29:26 PM »

Dallas news ran a chupacbra story this morning (not sure if it was the Blanco one) and the thing looked like a burned to the crisp coyote.
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« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2009, 08:34:07 PM »

That looks nothing like a chupa... that's a friggin' dog!
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« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2009, 09:06:26 PM »

If this thread is referring to the video of a supposed chupacabra filmed from behind while the thing is running along the side of a dirt road... it's a hairless wolf. THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS! A HAIRLESS WOLF!
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« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2009, 09:17:26 PM »

wow what a waste of 3 minutes,

and i had to sit thru a commercial on the CNN site from some company touting a fake psychological condition called:

Irrational Disbelief Syndrome.

jesus.
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« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2009, 10:56:33 AM »

And now for something completely different....

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« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2009, 11:58:05 AM »

Give me a break! That's just an ugly dog with no fur.

This is like capturing a gorilla in the jungle and claiming you found bigfoot.
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« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2009, 01:41:49 PM »

There are other photos of dead creatures that look identical to that one and many of them have been identified by their slaughterers as chupacabra.
It's safe to say these exact creatures exist...whether or not it is called a chupacabra is left up to individuals...
Unless people are just looking for some MSM/MSEd confirmation that it is, indeed, a "chupacabra."
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