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Author Topic: Want / Need Employment? Now You're Gonna Get Observed BEFORE Your Interview!!!  (Read 4167 times)
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« on: August 11, 2009, 04:49:20 PM »

http://hotjobs.yahoo.com/career-articles-hiring_tricks_that_job_seekers_must_know-938

Hiring Tricks That Job Seekers Must Know

by Maria Hanson, for LiveCareer

In this highly competitive job market, employers and recruiters are using unconventional techniques to screen candidates. It's not enough to just be prepared for the interview; job seekers need to be prepared to be judged even when it's not clear they're being judged.

Here are some secret tricks that real recruiters and hiring managers use to weed out candidates:

They inspect your car.

Tina Hamilton, of HireVision Group, knows a corporate president who would find out which car belonged to the candidate he was interviewing. "The receptionist ... would then go outside and look in the candidate's car to see how neat and clean the car was, if there were food wrappers ... how well maintained the car was," says Hamilton. "The owner considered this a definition of the candidate's character."

They watch while you wait.

Some recruiters deliberately keep candidates waiting and have the receptionist report on how they choose to occupy their time, says career consultant Eileen Varelas, of Keystone Partners. "So if you are playing games on your phone instead of reading the Wall Street Journal on the table in front of you, you could be sabotaging yourself before you even meet the recruiter," she says.

If you choose to do something besides quietly sit and wait to be called in, take care in choosing an appropriate activity. For example, reviewing your resume or an industry publication would be a good choice. Loudly sampling songs as you download them to your phone, not so good.

They try to see your inner gossip.

Waffles Natusch, president of The Barrett Group, says a senior manager client would have other people on the hiring team do the normal interview screening. Then he would have a friendly interview with the applicant during which he'd drop a sideways comment about someone on the hiring team and ask the candidate's opinion of the person.? If the candidate agreed or added to the slam, or disagreed and defended the person, he or she wasn't hired. But if the candidate refused to acknowledge or discuss the inference, a job offer was usually made.

They mind your manners.

Many recruiters use meals as a screening tool. "I know a recruiter who passed over a candidate because of the way they cut their meat during a lunch interview," says Varelas. (The candidate cut his meat all at once, not one piece at a time.) Juliet Boghossian, a behavioral food expert and columnist for Food-ology.com, teaches execs what they can learn by the way someone eats.

"By observing an individual's eating style or food habits, you can quickly reveal their character or judgment capacity, among many other behavioral facets," she says. For real insight into your character, work personality and career interests, take a free career test.

If your resume passes the first screen and you get called in for an interview, these are just some of the unusual strategies you may face. Make sure your resume passes the test with a free resume test and be on your way to landing your dream job.

Talk about conditioning, being watched w/out knowing.  Hmm, kinda like how most everyone doesn't even know they are being watched by cameras on the highways, now it applies to pre employment! ROFLMAO!
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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2009, 04:55:40 PM »

This is just so pretentious employers can get off on some little power trip.

And it's stupid.  Just because your car is dirty doesn't mean anything about how hard you work at your job.

Chances are you're working so hard you don't have time to clean your car these days anyway.
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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2009, 05:01:46 PM »

Freaking psycho babble...
Do they really believe that the way you cut your meat or how clean you keep your car actually means something?
Some of the most anal, stupid, closed minded people I know are complete neat freaks.
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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2009, 05:04:46 PM »

Corporate America is horrible.  I spent almost 20 years trapped in a cube.
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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2009, 05:07:39 PM »

You must also bow when entering before The Presence. One must never make eye contact with The Presence. One must never turn their back to The Presence.

Man, that article just shows how deeply controlling corporations have become in our new feudalistic state.

Next will be that you have to live on site with random home inspections.
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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2009, 05:09:03 PM »

Then.... after all this bullshit...you get to piss in a cup to prove you are a drug free automaton there to be used and taxed like a good slave.
Why is it that a shit shoveler job constitutes a piss test and an anal exam but yet the president with his finger on the button doesnt?
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« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2009, 05:09:58 PM »

You must also bow when entering before The Presence. One must never make eye contact with The Presence. One must never turn their back to The Presence.

Man, that article just shows how deeply controlling corporations have become in our new feudalistic state.

Next will be that you have to live on site with random home inspections.

You wouldn't believe some of the crazy rules my last employer implemented, and some of the unbelievable things they did to their employees.

They knew the job market was bad, and no one would complain.
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« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2009, 05:30:15 PM »

You wouldn't believe some of the crazy rules my last employer implemented, and some of the unbelievable things they did to their employees.

They knew the job market was bad, and no one would complain.

Jello Biafra said it best about most skilled American workers: "Even you, you gotta punch the clock, too scared to punch your boss."
I did my time in cubeville. I work harder now, physically and mentally, but I work for myself and my family; not to make some paper pushing twit earn another yacht.

I hear you about managements practices. Sometimes you think that the MBA types running the show in U.S.A™ Inc. are completely removed from any real sense of reality.

Ask a CHASE personal banker about asking "The Question". Or someone in retail about what new sales gimmick some squarehead who has never been on the floor came up with.

I am fully with you, Monkeypox, what constitutes the corporate world is a hellish and insane environment meant to crush any soul from you and turn you into a catchphrase spouting automaton.
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« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2009, 06:21:09 PM »

Doug Stanhope puts it nicely here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ZKH2PGA8g

f**k the rat race.
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