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Author Topic: Denzel Washington (at Barack's request) to play Obama in new movie!  (Read 1489 times)
Mike Philbin
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« on: July 31, 2009, 06:54:25 AM »

oh, the subject-naming irony,

anyway,

Denzel Washington has revealed he will play Barack Obama in a new movie, after being suggested for the role by the US President himself.
http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/30072009/5/washington-play-obama-presidential-biopic-0.html


Let's see how keen he is iff/when he sees A.J.'s Obama Deception 2 (released in October, right?)

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« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2009, 07:19:16 AM »

uhhhhhhhhhhh..... so obama is actually volunteering people to play HIM in a movie... how humble of him. it's not like this is a cheap publicity stunt to increase his dying ratings.. no, no way.

it seems like obama has quite a number of keen hollywood connections.
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« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2009, 07:22:23 AM »

I watched Jaime Foxx sucking up to the Obamas on Jay Leno, Saying Michelle was beautiful and that HE was supposed to play the role of Barky.   Huh
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« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2009, 07:32:53 AM »

Book of Eli is denzels next movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSfFkVrmEkA

Post Apoch is totally IN right now.

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« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2009, 09:05:06 AM »

ding! pre-programmed societal redundancy.

nice
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« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2009, 09:08:24 AM »



  I don't like D. Washington.  He is an arrogant, pompous ass like the Impostor in Chief.
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« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2009, 09:25:05 AM »

Did I wake up in the 13th century?  How many obvious signs of feudalism do they plan on exposing? WTF?
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« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2009, 09:33:56 AM »

Did I wake up in the 13th century?  How many obvious signs of feudalism do they plan on exposing? WTF?

Yeah, it's like totally mad, isn't it?

If there is a God, he will show Denzel Washington THE OBAMA DECEPTION real soon.

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« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2009, 09:42:17 AM »

Where's Charlie Chaplin when you need him?
Great Dictator II, but who will play the part?
Jim Carrey?
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« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2009, 09:43:39 AM »

I think its time to send Denzel and Foxx a thousand copies of the obama deception.
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« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2009, 09:52:40 AM »

I think its time to send Denzel and Foxx a thousand copies of the obama deception.

 Wink

I don't think it wold matter. These guys are so personally invested in Obama. You could send them video footage of obama drowning babies in his tub and they would still be on board to make his propaganda movie.
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« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2009, 09:56:19 AM »

hahahahahaha this is great and comical  Tongue
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« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2009, 09:58:00 AM »

Why would would Denzel play Obama since Obama is less than half Black?

Harry J. Lennix would have been a better pick.



He was in Matrix Revolutions.




So much for accuracy.

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« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2009, 10:03:57 AM »

Why would would Denzel play Obama since Obama is less than half Black?...

So much for accuracy.



Interesting.
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« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2009, 10:07:22 AM »

maybe he can play a felon after he is found guilty of treason...
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« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2009, 12:26:14 PM »

maybe he can play a felon after he is found guilty of treason...

It can be a sequel. OBAMA 2: THE PIMP GAME
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« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2009, 12:35:39 PM »

Why would would Denzel play Obama since Obama is less than half Black?

Harry J. Lennix would have been a better pick.



He was in Matrix Revolutions.




So much for accuracy.



Less than half Black?  He's lucky if he's even 10% African.

He is not our first "Black President".  He's either White, or Mixed-Race.
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« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2009, 12:40:42 PM »

What do you think about this movie?



In 1979 a secret unit was established by the most gifted minds within the U.S. Army. Defying all known accepted military practice - and indeed, the laws of physics - they believed that a soldier could adopt a cloak of invisibility, pass cleanly through walls, and, perhaps most chillingly, kill goats just by staring at them.

Entrusted with defending America from all known adversaries, they were the First Earth Battalion. And they really weren't joking. What's more, they're back and fighting the War on Terror.

With firsthand access to the leading players in the story, Ronson traces the evolution of these bizarre activities over the past three decades and shows how they are alive today within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security and in postwar Iraq. Why are they blasting Iraqi prisoners of war with the theme tune to Barney the Purple Dinosaur? Why have 100 debleated goats been secretly placed inside the Special Forces Command Center at Fort Bragg, North Carolina? How was the U.S. military associated with the mysterious mass suicide of a strange cult from San Diego? The Men Who Stare at Goats answers these and many more questions.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1234548/

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George Clooney
Kevin Spacey
Jeff Bridges
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« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2009, 12:43:53 PM »

I'm suprised. This guy has acted on films that hit on the subjects from corrupt cops, to conspiracyen

Anyone remember George Paton, played by George Scott.

When asked by Georges P. son( Col. Patton, another Pysco) to recieve honors and a banquet in his name and for his heroic acting, George replied, I would sooner drop dead, Patton was a warmongering pysco rat. -Words to that effect. No, he did not attend his grand banquet.

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« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2009, 12:53:07 PM »

It has Tom Waits in it, go figure. Here is how I think this film went down....

*snorts a huge line of Mexican cartel cocaine*

"Alright, you guys played that Fallout 3 game? Yea, but instead of the gay ass Vault thing, we get Denzel to play the Dark Stranger/Anti-Hero role and he protects this book that can save humanity. Also, he is part ninja, part Shaolin monk, part Barack Hussein Obama."

"Man, you are a fricking genius, lets go with this, this will be better than I Am Legend!"

"Now be a real mensch and order us up some hookers, Entourage is on soon!"



My own .02$ is that this is one studios answer to The Road, the real post apocalyptic movie which will shamble it's way to the Gay Pride Event Of All Time, The Oscars.
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« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2009, 11:03:44 PM »


  I don't like D. Washington.  He is an arrogant, pompous ass like the Impostor in Chief.


however, he was one of the few famous black people to NOT compare obama to some sort of messiah.  props for that.
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