If you have never seen this - IT WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF!
Short video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWfKdKWJEkMRep. John Haller Introduces House Bill HR8791:
"Congress will now vote for approval of HR8791, the "Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill
." Said bill requests emergency response funding, up to and including -- ah... I'm sorry this section is classified -- ah, dollars to prepare for a national level terrorist attack and or attacks from ... [CLASSIFIED]. Funding for first responder personnel and vehicles would be doubled if said attack leads to more than eighty percent of national population
being effected by [CLASSIFIED].
This funding shall convene in conjunction with the first attack on [CLASSIFIED], or the first large scale outbreak of [CLASSIFIED], dependent upon which comes first.
Civilian and military units shall be trained in containment and combat of [CLASSIFIED] including irradiated [CLASSIFIED] with possibility of [CLASSIFIED] airborne [CLASSIFIED], [CLASSIFIED] flesh-eating
, [CLASSIFIED] and or all of the above in such event as [CLASSIFIED] spewing
[CLASSIFIED] escape are released or otherwise become uncontrollable.
Air Force units may also be directed to combat said -pause- [CLASSIFIED] due to their enormous size and other-worldly strengths
. Should event occur in urban areas ... Jesus ... - long pause - ah ... that's classified... far surpassing our darkest nightmares
. Should casualties exceed [CLASSIFIED] body disposal actions shall be halted and associated resources shall be reallocated
through [CLASSIFIED] underground [CLASSIFIED] protected birthing centers.
-ah- New Bill of Rights shall drafted and approved by [CLASSIFIED].
Having now reviewed the bill, I ask you to please cast your votes.
WTF is going on my friends? We should rise up and demand
an explanation from our loving government!