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« Reply #40 on: July 11, 2009, 04:59:08 PM » |
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« Reply #41 on: July 11, 2009, 05:02:37 PM » |
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Michael Savage
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« Reply #42 on: July 11, 2009, 05:04:27 PM » |
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Sean Hannity is a great American!
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« Reply #43 on: July 11, 2009, 05:10:54 PM » |
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911 Truth are terrorist while Al'qaeda.
Where's my Nickelback album?
Scrubs is funny.
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« Reply #44 on: July 11, 2009, 05:26:01 PM » |
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« Reply #45 on: July 11, 2009, 05:29:03 PM » |
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« Reply #46 on: July 11, 2009, 05:52:54 PM » |
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« Reply #47 on: July 11, 2009, 06:14:17 PM » |
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Forget reading watching tv is much better for us
Spending 12 years in a government reeducation camp (public school) is good for every American
Living in a constitutional republic is bad, we are better off in a high tech slave grid controlled by inbred sociopaths
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"He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it." Martin Luther King, Jr.
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« Reply #48 on: July 11, 2009, 07:14:19 PM » |
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We need to get the fairness doctrine passed so those evil talk radio hosts will have an equal time counterpoint to deal with.
Socializing in a public setting or face to face sucks. We should all use twitter and myspace.
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« Reply #49 on: July 11, 2009, 07:28:58 PM » |
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Of course it's change......if you can't see that, your just a racist hate monger!
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« Reply #50 on: July 11, 2009, 07:43:04 PM » |
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Of course it's change......if you can't see that, your just a racist hate monger!
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« Reply #51 on: July 12, 2009, 01:02:29 AM » |
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« Reply #52 on: July 12, 2009, 01:44:21 AM » |
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[subject to edit by the government at anytime.]
There are only 2 parties.
I see 5 fingers.
I see 1 finger.
I am glad you turned me in, I was deranged but I am cured now.
Youtube does not censor those videos did not exist and where bad for you. (sic)
I want government healthcare.
We should have one world currency based on a chip in my arm.
I will never ever ever even think of turning off my TV!
I will submit to being beat and tazered because I deserve it.
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« Reply #53 on: July 12, 2009, 02:44:33 PM » |
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Since I'm poor, I don't deserve to get medical care.
The FED can do no wrong, only the government be corrupt and abuse money so they shouldn't audit the FED.*
The Economy is booming because of the FED and our President.*
The President is ending torture.
CO2 generates more global heat than Water Vapor, and must be destroyed.
(*Arguments someone actually tried on me.)
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There is no "gray" when it comes to what is good or evil, it is always black and white. People have the potential to be as evil as Hitler, or as good as Gandhi or MLK Jr. However, most people are more like zebras.
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« Reply #55 on: July 12, 2009, 03:56:33 PM » |
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The Constitution is Al-CIAda material
The Founding fathers were terrorist
Home land security is there to protect you
taxation is patriotic
the federal reserve can bail us out of this depression
stimulus works
obama is American
george bush is the only bad president we've ever had < No, really some one actually told me this before.
the MIAC report is very American
the war on terror is a good a noble cause
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« Reply #56 on: July 12, 2009, 09:02:31 PM » |
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My water needs more fluoride
so my teeth can be whiter
and my mind can be scrubbed clean
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« Reply #57 on: July 14, 2009, 06:29:13 AM » |
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O/T....I just have to say thanks to letsbereal for starting this topic, I have linking to it often to help add some comic relief to the insanity all around us.
As you were...
Back on topic:
I cannot decide if the international banking cartel like us or love us.
Why can't McDonald's mail us big macs so that we can conserve energy to save the planet?
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All eyes are opened, or opening, to the rights of man. The general spread of the light of science has already laid open to every view the palpable truth, that the mass of mankind has not been born with saddles on their backs, nor a favored few booted and spurred, ready to ride them legitimately
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« Reply #58 on: July 14, 2009, 06:31:48 PM » |
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John Galt, have you been in prison? I ask this because you say boss a lot.
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« Reply #59 on: July 14, 2009, 06:40:12 PM » |
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Yay!!! The police are here! Everything is OK now!
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« Reply #61 on: July 14, 2009, 06:53:11 PM » |
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My new favorite song! I LOVE THE NON-EXISTING BUT EXISTING WORLD GOVERNMENT! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuZKbXNGDs4I'm so thoroughly distracted while you download the loving message into my brain, god we have a great society! o rly? |
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« Reply #62 on: July 14, 2009, 07:15:11 PM » |
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Fluoride is a natural and healthy part of our water.
WB O formally barred from posting one, the Government loves you (this forum is evil!) We need more of these!  Those trails in the sky sure are pretty! |
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« Reply #63 on: July 14, 2009, 07:24:10 PM » |
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Chemtrails, vaccines and killer machines
Religious idiocracy and atheist wet dreams
Lean back and relax to pray before the plasma big screen
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« Reply #64 on: July 14, 2009, 07:26:25 PM » |
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« Reply #65 on: July 14, 2009, 09:16:36 PM » |
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Yay!!! The police are here! Everything is OK now!
Lol, I'm not a popo, I had a roommate that was a prison guard, I learned a few things from him, like the fact that I can take down a guy who wrestles prisoners for a living. I would'nt be able to handle his night stick though, that's for sure. |
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« Reply #66 on: July 14, 2009, 09:18:25 PM » |
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I would'nt be able to handle his night stick though, that's for sure.
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« Reply #67 on: July 14, 2009, 09:19:25 PM » |
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WB O formally barred from posting one, the Government loves you (this forum is evil!) We need more of these! Those trails in the sky sure are pretty! That would make a great album cover! (if we still had albums of course) |
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« Reply #68 on: July 14, 2009, 11:44:22 PM » |
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John Galt, have you been in prison? I ask this because you say boss a lot.
LOL! The answer is....no. And I've never been abducted by aliens either. I hope we can still be friends |
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« Reply #69 on: July 15, 2009, 12:34:56 PM » |
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LOL! The answer is....no. And I've never been abducted by aliens either. I hope we can still be friends Sure, I don't see why not. |
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« Reply #70 on: July 15, 2009, 01:10:06 PM » |
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LOL! The answer is....no. And I've never been abducted by aliens either. I hope we can still be friends Ah but have you ever been abducted by hippies? |
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« Reply #71 on: July 15, 2009, 01:15:10 PM » |
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Ah but have you ever been abducted by hippies?
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« Reply #72 on: July 15, 2009, 06:40:18 PM » |
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Ah but have you ever been abducted by hippies?
I hear them hippies fly around in there VW Vans, you can always tell when they're near cause you hear weird music and smell B.O., but if you start to see a swirl of radical colors, then it's too late, you are being beamed up by there Peace and Love tractor beam. |
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« Reply #73 on: July 15, 2009, 07:23:31 PM » |
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sam kinison moment aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh  Ofcause Global Warming is real.
Ofcause Obama is gonna save us.
Ofcause you've got to Take the vaccinations. Who told you otherwise? |
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Ofcause Global Warming is real.
Ofcause Obama is gonna save us.
Ofcause you've got to Take the vaccinations.Who told you otherwise? guys its ok! america is finBAAAAAH, Global warming is reaBAAAAAAAAAAH, Obama is our savioBAAAAAAH, remember also to take your vaccinaBAAAAAAAAAH |
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« Reply #75 on: July 15, 2009, 10:43:45 PM » |
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Global warming is real
It is the cycle of the earth cooling and heating
Don't drink the water!
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Global warming is real
It is the cycle of the earth cooling and heating
Don't drink the water!
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Is that supposed to be a haiku? Yea, totally broken, not standard because I made it up haiku.  Hell, I don't even remember the meter to haiku and I am being lazy bones in the yard with my feet in the kid pool, working on the laptop enjoying some fine Jack Herer and Google makes my stomach feel sick. Run on sentences make me look smart, sophisticated and skilled with the ladies. |
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« Reply #78 on: July 16, 2009, 07:46:34 PM » |
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Chemtrails, vaccines and killer machines
Religious idiocracy and atheist wet dreams
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Yea, totally broken, not standard because I made it up haiku. Hell, I don't even remember the meter to haiku and I am being lazy bones in the yard with my feet in the kid pool, working on the laptop enjoying some fine Jack Herer and Google makes my stomach feel sick. Run on sentences make me look smart, sophisticated and skilled with the ladies. I'm playing m8! it's 575 or 797 Ninja Patriot Is a very sexy man girls only please I hope that's right |
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