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« on: July 09, 2009, 06:38:55 PM »

Global Warming is real.
Obama is gonna save us.
Take the vaccinations.
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« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2009, 06:48:53 PM »

Global Warming is real.
Obama is gonna save us.
Take the vaccinations.

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« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2009, 07:01:01 PM »

Guns are bad.
Chemtrails are normal.
I like flouride.
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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2009, 07:11:24 PM »

Mercury is good for you
GMO's are healthy
The CIA loves you
Obama will bring change
the second amendment is evil
man made global warming is real
9/11 was conducted by and only by people from the middle east
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« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2009, 07:14:43 PM »

I love America's Got Talent.
I'm calling my doctor about the medicine I saw advertised on TV.
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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2009, 07:23:25 PM »

I just put all my kids on Ritalin and Prozac, having ups and downs isn't normal, I don't know what I was thinking before, we aren't supposed to get upset.

Al Qaida is out to get us, we should give up all our rights so the Police and Government can do their jobs.
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« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2009, 07:55:46 PM »

Where do I sign up for City Year?
Stop Global Warming!
Polar bears can't swim.
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« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2009, 08:02:41 PM »



I love how fox news is so fair and balanced.
I need to call the enviro-cops on my neighbor. I think I saw one too many bags of trash in her can on the way to work this morning.
Is it time for my two-year-old's 3rd round of shots, yet? Lemme check my calendar, which I have posted online for the entire world to see on facebook... Roll Eyes
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« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2009, 08:05:30 PM »

I'm going to abort my next unwanted child from wild drunken party sex to save the Earth!
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« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2009, 08:17:53 PM »

Rahm Emanuel is sexy!
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« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2009, 08:34:22 PM »

We'll build interlock systems right into cars to eliminate people from drinking and driving.

Then we'll get the UN to pass a global law of NO ALCOHOL WHILE DRIVING. Not a drop. Say goodbye to the drinking and driving problem because if you even attempt to start a vehicle, and you have so much as a half a beer in you, the system will detect it, prevent the car from starting - and issue an arrest warrant. No one will do it more than a couple of times. Problem solved. Wink
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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2009, 09:32:40 PM »

Rahm Emanuel is sexy!

(sociostudent just threw up a little in her mouth.)

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« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2009, 09:34:55 PM »

(sociostudent just threw up a little in her mouth.)

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No kissing for a week! Grin
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« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2009, 09:36:35 PM »

(sociostudent just threw up a little in her mouth.)

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Make sure you use flouride toothpaste when you brush!!!
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« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2009, 09:37:57 PM »

MSG makes my food tasty and nutritious!
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« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2009, 09:43:15 PM »

Steel frame buildings can collapse at freefall speed due to small fires.
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« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2009, 09:45:54 PM »

No kissing for a week! Grin

lol, that's ok, i've got my fluoride toothpaste and my fluoride rinse and my aspartame gum, it's all good.  Wink
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« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2009, 09:47:20 PM »

Steel frame buildings can collapse at freefall speed due to small fires.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Clause. Cool
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« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2009, 09:53:58 PM »

i hope they chemtrail heavey tomorrow,my fish flavoured tomatoes in my monsanto garden need the rain!
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« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2009, 09:56:44 PM »

OMG IS MICHAEL JACKSON DEAD???
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« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2009, 09:57:28 PM »

i hope they chemtrail heavey tomorrow,my fish flavoured tomatoes in my monsanto garden need the rain!

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« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2009, 10:13:24 PM »

Boss, I learn from my mistakes. Let me share a prime example of this. A few months back I made the decision to get rid of my television, while at the same time deciding to keep my computer. As time went on, I learned that this change in my lifestyle only caused my mind to expand, and for others to see me as paranoid. This change didn't make me happier, as I found out that I no longer had anything in common with most of the people around me.

So, I've now reversed things for the better. I got my tv back, while also ridding myself of the computer and its evil internets. I can't tell you how much better I feel. And more importantly, doggone it, people once again like me! I guess television is the ultimate cure for paranoia, and loneliness. Boss, I'm now 100% alright.

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« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2009, 10:15:24 PM »

Boss, I learn from my mistakes. Let me share a prime example of this. A few months back I made the decision to get rid of my television, while at the same deciding to keep my computer. As time went on, I learned that this change in my lifestyle only caused my mind to expand, and for others to see me as paranoid. Well Boss, this change didn't make me happier, as I found out that I no longer had anything in common with most of the people around me.

So, I've now reversed things for the better. I got my tv back, while also ridding myself of the computer and its evil internets. I can't tell you how much better I feel. And more importantly, doggone it, people once again like me! I guess television is the ultimate cure for paranoia, and loneliness. Boss, I'm now 100% alright.

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Damn that's moving!
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« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2009, 10:17:43 PM »

Damn that's moving!

Thanks freeski. You know, I got the idea from my Dad. When trying to warn him recently about the dangers of the upcoming swine flu vaccine, he told me I should have kept the tv and got rid of the computer. He then added that television would at least prevent me from being so paranoid about things. True story.
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« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2009, 10:20:39 PM »

Thanks freeski. You know, I got the idea from my Dad. When trying to warn him about the dangers of the upcoming swing flu virus, he told me I should have kept the tv and got rid of the computer. True story.

Oh man, my dad clings on to buzz phrases from the 70s and 80s!
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« Reply #25 on: July 09, 2009, 10:23:55 PM »

Oh man, my dad clings on to buzz phrases from the 70s and 80s!

And my Dad was born and raised in Germany during/after WWII. You'd think he'd have learned something more from the experience.
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« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2009, 10:25:41 PM »

And my Dad was born and raised in Germany during/after WWII. You'd think he'd have learned something from the experience.

Wow, so what's his take on the whole war?
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« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2009, 10:34:46 PM »

Wow, so what's his take on the whole war?

He doesn't like to talk too much about it. He was very young when it was going on. Whatsmore, his parents separated during the war, so he was raised by his mother who ran a salon. He tells me stories of shining mirrors into the sky to distract allied planes. He also has an original copy of Mein Kampf, but I don't believe he agrees with a word of it. When he was of age, he left for Canada to avoid joining the post war German military, and soon after came to reside in the Bay Area. My Dad then lived the American dream, and still believes wholeheartedly in it. He voted for Obama, and thinks everything is going to turn out just fine.

I'll add this: he thinks Alex Jones is the antichrist, or something similar. The funny thing is, they have the exact same temperament.
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« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2009, 10:47:27 PM »

The funny thing is, they have the exact same temperament.

AND....they both have attended the Bohemian Grove exactly one time Cheesy True story.
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« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2009, 11:38:25 PM »

He doesn't like to talk too much about it. He was very young when it was going on. Whatsmore, his parents separated during the war, so he was raised by his mother who ran a salon. He tells me stories of shining mirrors into the sky to distract allied planes. He also has an original copy of Mein Kampf, but I don't believe he agrees with a word of it. When he was of age, he left for Canada to avoid joining the post war German military, and soon after came to reside in the Bay Area. My Dad then lived the American dream, and still believes wholeheartedly in it. He voted for Obama, and thinks everything is going to turn out just fine.

I'll add this: he thinks Alex Jones is the antichrist, or something similar. The funny thing is, they have the exact same temperament.

Sounds a lot like my dad.
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« Reply #30 on: July 10, 2009, 02:01:59 PM »

I think the heat from my cell phone is clearing up my acne and making me smarter!

.....where's my prozac?
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« Reply #31 on: July 10, 2009, 02:08:24 PM »

I believe
everything I am told
by my government
who loves me.
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« Reply #32 on: July 10, 2009, 06:35:55 PM »

Religious leaders speak for God.
I need to reduce my carbon footprint and pay extra taxes so that we can cool the Earth down. 
I believe whatever the media tells me to believe.
Conspiracies are all lies made up by crazy people.
I need more pills to make me happy and do things that my own body should do normally.
There is nothing wrong with my GMO food.  It's yummy.
Al Queda is everywhere around the US.  I think they work for Ron Paul.
Cops can do whatever they want bc they are the law.
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« Reply #33 on: July 11, 2009, 10:37:42 AM »

Governments loves us.
There's no NWO.
I love Big Brother.
Children should watch Disney all the time.
Bankers are working night and day for our own good.
My society isn't brainwashed! 
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« Reply #34 on: July 11, 2009, 11:07:52 AM »

god save our gracious queen
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« Reply #35 on: July 11, 2009, 02:00:46 PM »

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« Reply #36 on: July 11, 2009, 02:31:28 PM »

sam kinison moment

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
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« Reply #37 on: July 11, 2009, 02:50:42 PM »

Yes boss, I see now, you are right; the company does care about me and the customer.  It is only fair the executives put in 1 hour to my 3 at work because they are so much smarter than me.  Yes ma'am,  I will no longer tell my co-workers about the constitutional law or American History and the current Bills and Acts being passed, because it is disruptive and I acknowledge in this write up that Michael Jackson's death is a severe blow to employee morale and I am to sympathize for them in their loss.
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« Reply #38 on: July 11, 2009, 04:22:11 PM »

A powerful government could not possibly get away with something 19 Arabs led by a man in a cave are capable of.

Well placed, accurately timed, 4500 degree thermite reactions cannot demolish a building because they can't melt all the steel columns at the same time ... but scattered 1200 degree office fires can.

A gas which plants breathe and animals have been exhaling for hundreds of millions of years is bad for the environment!

The big firey ball in the middle of our solar system has no effect on the planets temperature what so ever.

Drills coinciding with similar real-life events are not suspicious at all.

Popular Mechanics are the best researchers on the planet.

The censorship at YouTube and Wikipedia is justified.

Worshipping a bunch of inbred satanic murding nazis is perfectly normal because they have superior genes.

Curry powder is a high explosive capable of scorching tran carriages and blowing the roof off a double decker bus.

Barack Obama and Gordon Brown have our best interests in mind.
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« Reply #39 on: July 11, 2009, 04:32:03 PM »

Forget reading watching tv is much better for us

Spending 12 years in a government reeducation camp (public school) is good for every American

Living in a constitutional republic is bad, we are better off in a high tech slave grid controlled by inbred sociopaths
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