Boss, I learn from my mistakes. Let me share a prime example of this. A few months back I made the decision to get rid of my television, while at the same time deciding to keep my computer. As time went on, I learned that this change in my lifestyle only caused my mind to expand, and for others to see me as paranoid. This change didn't make me happier, as I found out that I no longer had anything in common with most of the people around me.
So, I've now reversed things for the better. I got my tv back, while also ridding myself of the computer and its evil internets. I can't tell you how much better I feel. And more importantly, doggone it, people once again like me! I guess television is the ultimate cure for paranoia, and loneliness. Boss, I'm now 100% alright.