I shouldn't have to think at all because the tv tells me what to think.
Everybody should jump at the chance at being patriotic Americans and letting the govt see everything you do. They should probably implant something inside of us so they know what we're thinking as well.
I should always believe what the govt tells me because they know best and wouldn't lie to me.
A person deserves to be called a nutcase if they're thinking something other than what we were told to believe.
You're a racist if you say even the slightest cruel thing about Obama.
Everything really is better now than it was before.
The people that are out there suffering deserve it because they're lazy freeloaders that want to watch Jerry Springer and eat Cheetos all day long.
I haven't been on a vacation in years so I'm expecting the FEMA Camps will be like going to the beach.
The debt should be higher and more money should be spent to keep us safe.
Obama should be President for the rest of his life because he's the best President we've ever had. And he's so cool!
I hope Google's successful in putting cameras in every room of every house.
Being half computer and half human sounds really cool. I hope I get to experience that in my lifetime.
Only cops and the troops need guns. Nobody else needs them.
Your child deserved to be tasered and arrested for making a gun like gesture with his fingers. He's a terrorist and deserves to be treated like one.
It's always good to have various types of drills so people can be prepared for what to do.
It's perfectly normal to laugh at a joke after your child just died.
Obama killed Bin Laden.
I want to go live in a pet carrier so I can be protected 24/7.
China makes the best things ever and I'm glad so many things are made in China.
I wish they'd make Fukushima air freshener so I can get that fresh and clean smell all throughout the house.
Eating bugs will make the world a better place so I'm fully prepared for everybody to set traps in their houses/outside of their houses so they can eat bugs instead of anything else.
Tap water is the best drink in the world.