Want to piss of a feminist? Show her this

[AncientChild]

Why do they call it "PMS"?
Cuz "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken!

What's the first thing a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told the b*tch twice.

Please, remember, these are just  jokes. If you're abusing a woman, PM me so we can set up a meet n greet that you'll never forget.
Also, if you're a woman abusing a man, just stop.

[Freeski]

Funny, but you're gonna get it!

[AncientChild]

LOL, yep, I think my self destructive streak is acting up on me.

Seriously tho, I have a very interesting article from "Everything You Know Is Wrong" about how domestic violence is split pretty much 50/50 between male and female perps.

And as usual with me, I have to laugh about some things to keep from crying about them. I witnessed my father not just beating but BRUTALIZING my mother and sisters from a very early age. One of my earliest memories is my mother carrying me to the curb in my Spiderman undies and telling me not to watch as my father stacked up kindling under the tiny trailer where we lived in preparation for roasting my mum alive. Really fkd up.
(o, poor me! Pity plz!

[TimeLady]

Why do they call it "PMS"?
Cuz "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken!

What's the first thing a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told the b*tch twice.

Please, remember, these are just  jokes. If you're abusing a woman, PM me so we can set up a meet n greet that you'll never forget.
Also, if you're a woman abusing a man, just stop.

[Freeski]

LOL, yep, I think my self destructive streak is acting up on me.

Seriously tho, I have a very interesting article from "Everything You Know Is Wrong" about how domestic violence is split pretty much 50/50 between male and female perps.

And as usual with me, I have to laugh about some things to keep from crying about them. I witnessed my father not just beating but BRUTALIZING my mother and sisters from a very early age. One of my earliest memories is my mother carrying me to the curb in my Spiderman undies and telling me not to watch as my father stacked up kindling under the tiny trailer where we lived in preparation for roasting my mum alive. Really fkd up.
(o, poor me! Pity plz!

That sucks big time.

[AncientChild]

Sure, but hey.... it didn't kill me, made me stronger, yadda yadda...

[luckee1]

I bet it did make you stronger.  I want you to consider this though.  Some people cannot handle laughing in anyway about such things.  I went through some of the horrors you are talking about and I used to make jokes of it to smooth out the speedbump in conversations about such things.  You and I have found a way to adapt to it so it is not as painful in the retelling.  I learned though that some people are quite empathetic to such plights it frightens them to hear people like you and me, telling it with humor.  A very sweet friend told me once that she felt horrible for laughing at something I said that was actually a terrible thing, but she could not help but laugh because the way I posed it was so funny.  I guess I learned from that:  Know your audience.